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Old 11-03-06, 06:42 PM   #1
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Greetings from Chuck Norris

Ha caught your ass, i bet you where waiting to see some silly picture of Chuck Norris or a article about his stupid exserize crap.
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Old 11-03-06, 06:46 PM   #2
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Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking because The Rock is Chuck's personal chef.
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Old 11-03-06, 06:50 PM   #3
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Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking because The Rock is Chuck's personal chef.
You know it and Hulk Hogan is Chuck Norris's UPS delivery man.
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Old 11-04-06, 10:34 AM   #4
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Old 11-04-06, 12:11 PM   #5
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i just got round house kicked by Chuck Norris when i opened this thread and scrolled down. THANKS ALOT
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Old 11-04-06, 12:57 PM   #6
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Ha caught your ass, i bet you where waiting to see some silly picture of Chuck Norris or a article about his stupid exserize crap.
it too was roundhouse kicked into this thread before i opened it

i was expecting to see chucknorris facts though

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
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Old 11-04-06, 01:07 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Old 11-04-06, 05:08 PM   #8
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Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Old 11-04-06, 05:15 PM   #9
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Old 11-04-06, 05:22 PM   #10
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Old 11-04-06, 05:24 PM   #11
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Old 11-04-06, 05:29 PM   #12
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Old 11-04-06, 08:31 PM   #13
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My favorite:

If you can hear Chuck Norris, it is because he wants you to. If you cannot hear Chuck Norris, you have mere seconds to live.
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Old 11-05-06, 05:49 PM   #14
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My girlfriends dad looks exactly like Hulk Hogan. My God will that scare the **** out of you when you are introduced to your girlfriends parients and here dad looks like Hulk Hogan.


YOU DID WHAT WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!
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Old 11-05-06, 06:03 PM   #15
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Chuck norris took an entire bottle of sleeping pills once...


...it was the only time he's ever blinked.
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Old 11-05-06, 06:29 PM   #16
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Chuck Norris took an entire bottle of sleeping pills and people thought he was only bored!
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Old 11-05-06, 07:27 PM   #17
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Chuck Norris exports so much pain he has to outsource it's production. This is how Wal*Mart gets its employees extra misery during that red and green "season" between Halloween and New Years.
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God created the world in 7 days, Chucky created Go in 1
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Once, I heard a chuck noris joke and decided they were all lame.

So I ripped the guys head off and crapped down his throat.
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Pfft. Chuck can't even come close to Real Ultimate Power.

Except when he does 12 minute burnouts on Mr T's face from roundhousing at 9,000 rpm.
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Ghosts are caused by Chuck norris killing people faster than death can process them.
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Old 11-06-06, 09:57 AM   #22
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Chuck Norris shaves with Occam's Razor.
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Old 11-06-06, 05:07 PM   #23
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He is "The" man.
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Old 11-06-06, 05:08 PM   #24
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Nope i hear he shaves his face with a butcher knife.
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Ghosts are caused by Chuck norris killing people faster than death can process them.
You know it, like the bike forums trying to correctly count all of our posts.
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