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    Drama in foo???? My true online story

    So, On my regular 60 daily ride today, Im cruising along at about 34mph on a strong 27 mph head wind when right in front of me I see something moving, I gently pulled out my benaculars from my Jersey and spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding, he seems to be about 3 miles away from me so I dialed up 400 watts and caught up to him .

    He turns and swaers at me, what the heck???
    I dont have time for this. i mean find yourself another road here, this is where I train!
    I dropped him and his giant, FRIGGEN POSEUR!!

    I got bored after my 60 miles and since Im a duathlete I decided to jump off my bike and run a small 20 miles, when all of the sudden I come across Lance doing what he calls " just a recovery run"
    what the heck?
    recovering from what???? the guy ran a 3 hour marathon! so BIG deal!!
    I could of ran that thing in 2 hours! POSEUR!!

    I come home and dinner is not even on the table! 5 oclock is what i told him!
    Im tired here, cant he understand Im an athlete!
    he says something about having the kids all day, yadee yadayada..
    just bring me my dinner!
    and then, to top my day.... he went franctic when I asked him to put on something sexy while I eat..
    gesh, and then mentions of migraine?????
    what kind of husband is that?? POSEUR!

    people just dont recognise a good honest woman these days
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    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Good one BDG!
    Just Do It..

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    You're such a drama queen, BDG! Can't even put something sexy on while you eat...sheesh!

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    Ok. I never laughed so hard in my life. You french folk should really consider being comics. Cuz y00 r hilaryeeous!!!


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    Man, if only Snowy had started this thread! Then I could start making tons of off topic posts about boll weevils, Katmandu, snow mobiles and cattle prods!

    Thanks for your honesty BDG. Oh, and that was me you caught, sorry about the swearing, I had a touch of tourettes. I am better now.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding

    Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? We need more details here!
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    What's a boll weevil?

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    Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariner Fan
    What's a boll weevil?
    A pest that destroys cotton crops.
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    OK Im back, thanks for letting me be me, it's good to tell the thruth like it is.
    Say No to poseurs!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!
    Give me a minute.

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    Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? We need more details here!
    I got some ride pics I'll post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
    well I thought you a lesson, find yourself another place to train ( if you wanna call it that) I dont train under a full moon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
    The wind resistance on your beard must had held you back.

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    Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
    Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?
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    It was probably 400 gigawatts

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowCel
    Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.
    yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.

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    YOU can't effort me getting a new dial!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?
    Errrrrr... you must be lying because I don't lie... ummmmm... Look! What's that over there! *runs away*













    *comes back*

    I forgot my pants. Thanks.

    *runs away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan
    yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.
    Pppfffftttt, what good is a dial uprgadr without the proper overload capacitors & bifrucating impulse modulator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    I got some ride pics I'll post.

    I dare ya. Liar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup

    *comes back*

    I forgot my pants. Thanks.

    *runs away*
    wait!....you forgot your cumcumber!

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