So, On my regular 60 daily ride today, Im cruising along at about 34mph on a strong 27 mph head wind when right in front of me I see something moving, I gently pulled out my benaculars from my Jersey and spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding, he seems to be about 3 miles away from me so I dialed up 400 watts and caught up to him .
He turns and swaers at me, what the heck???
I dont have time for this. i mean find yourself another road here, this is where I train!
I dropped him and his giant, FRIGGEN POSEUR!!
I got bored after my 60 miles and since Im a duathlete I decided to jump off my bike and run a small 20 miles, when all of the sudden I come across Lance doing what he calls " just a recovery run"
what the heck?
recovering from what???? the guy ran a 3 hour marathon! so BIG deal!!
I could of ran that thing in 2 hours! POSEUR!!
I come home and dinner is not even on the table! 5 oclock is what i told him!
Im tired here, cant he understand Im an athlete!
he says something about having the kids all day, yadee yadayada..
just bring me my dinner!
and then, to top my day.... he went franctic when I asked him to put on something sexy while I eat..
gesh, and then mentions of migraine?????
what kind of husband is that?? POSEUR!
people just dont recognise a good honest woman these days