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Old 11-06-06, 12:12 PM   #1
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Drama in foo???? My true online story

So, On my regular 60 daily ride today, Im cruising along at about 34mph on a strong 27 mph head wind when right in front of me I see something moving, I gently pulled out my benaculars from my Jersey and spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding, he seems to be about 3 miles away from me so I dialed up 400 watts and caught up to him .

He turns and swaers at me, what the heck???
I dont have time for this. i mean find yourself another road here, this is where I train!
I dropped him and his giant, FRIGGEN POSEUR!!

I got bored after my 60 miles and since Im a duathlete I decided to jump off my bike and run a small 20 miles, when all of the sudden I come across Lance doing what he calls " just a recovery run"
what the heck?
recovering from what???? the guy ran a 3 hour marathon! so BIG deal!!
I could of ran that thing in 2 hours! POSEUR!!

I come home and dinner is not even on the table! 5 oclock is what i told him!
Im tired here, cant he understand Im an athlete!
he says something about having the kids all day, yadee yadayada..
just bring me my dinner!
and then, to top my day.... he went franctic when I asked him to put on something sexy while I eat..
gesh, and then mentions of migraine?????
what kind of husband is that?? POSEUR!

people just dont recognise a good honest woman these days

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Old 11-06-06, 12:13 PM   #2
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Old 11-06-06, 12:13 PM   #3
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Old 11-06-06, 12:18 PM   #4
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You're such a drama queen, BDG! Can't even put something sexy on while you eat...sheesh!
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Old 11-06-06, 12:20 PM   #5
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Ok. I never laughed so hard in my life. You french folk should really consider being comics. Cuz y00 r hilaryeeous!!!

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Old 11-06-06, 12:21 PM   #6
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Man, if only Snowy had started this thread! Then I could start making tons of off topic posts about boll weevils, Katmandu, snow mobiles and cattle prods!

Thanks for your honesty BDG. Oh, and that was me you caught, sorry about the swearing, I had a touch of tourettes. I am better now.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:27 PM   #7
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spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding

Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? We need more details here!
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Old 11-06-06, 12:33 PM   #8
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What's a boll weevil?
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Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!
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A pest that destroys cotton crops.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:40 PM   #11
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OK Im back, thanks for letting me be me, it's good to tell the thruth like it is.
Say No to poseurs!!!
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Old 11-06-06, 12:40 PM   #12
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Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!
Give me a minute.
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Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
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Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? We need more details here!
I got some ride pics I'll post.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:45 PM   #15
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Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
well I thought you a lesson, find yourself another place to train ( if you wanna call it that) I dont train under a full moon!
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Old 11-06-06, 12:48 PM   #16
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Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
The wind resistance on your beard must had held you back.
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Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.
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Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?
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Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.
yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:56 PM   #21
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YOU can't effort me getting a new dial!!
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Old 11-06-06, 12:58 PM   #22
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Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?
Errrrrr... you must be lying because I don't lie... ummmmm... Look! What's that over there! *runs away*













*comes back*

I forgot my pants. Thanks.

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yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.
Pppfffftttt, what good is a dial uprgadr without the proper overload capacitors & bifrucating impulse modulator?
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*comes back*

I forgot my pants. Thanks.

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wait!....you forgot your cumcumber!
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