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    I went to the bike shop and..

    This bike mechanic wouldn't stop staring at me.



    then....

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    It was probably the bad wig and halter top that you have on in that photo. If you will wear a shop apron you can keep the grease off your stomach too.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Well then I asked for an innertube, she was having trouble giving me one

    Last edited by Pheard; 11-28-06 at 11:07 AM.

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    Looks like she misunderstood what you meant by "presta" valve
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Jeez, Pheard. What is it with you and transvetites?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Jeez, Pheard. What is it with you and transvetites?
    Wow, pup you have better eyes than I do, i could not make out what type of tires though are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Wow, pup you have better eyes than I do, i could not make out what type of tires though are!
    That's because I stole them from a ninja.

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    My LBS has a lipstick mechanic on duty also.
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    I dont care what type of work they did to my bike, the job could be done perfectly, I would still complain and demand to speak with the mechanic.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I dont care what type of work they did to my bike, the job could be done perfectly, I would still complain and demand to speak with the mechanic.
    Me too. Just need to make sure things are done right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Geeze pup what's with you and not being funny?
    Pup not funny? Pup not funny? Them sir is fightin words. Take it back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yikes I think that second girl needs some twinkies!!!
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    hahaha agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Pup not funny? Pup not funny? Them sir is fightin words. Take it back.
    Already took it back, trying to keep the thread light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Yikes I think that second girl needs some twinkies!!!
    What why?

    Where's danno? Where is he?

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    Maybe the forum needs a tongue in cheek smilie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Already took it back, trying to keep the thread light.
    I was only kidding Pheard. It is all good.You would have to spit on the Texas Flag or tell a really bad Aggie joke to really get me riled up! And you were right, Hey Pup, how come you ain't funny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    No, just everytime I post a female someone calls her a tranny. ARG, it gets annoying after awhile, no offense to anyone, I know your kidding.

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    Now let me finish the story, I needed to show you guys the frame I was looking at


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Hey Pup, how come you ain't funny?
    My mom says I'm funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    What why?

    Where's danno? Where is he?
    She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    it gets annoying after awhile
    But that's what makes it so fun/ny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    No, just everytime I post a female someone calls her a tranny. ARG, it gets annoying after awhile, no offense to anyone, I know your kidding.
    Are you down loading your pics from "trannies with bike parts and smoke machines .com"? If so, that might be why!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    For what it's worth, I said transvestites, not trannies (transexuals). Notice how the camera angles and lighting hide the fact that these "ladies" are still packing heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!!
    Get me one too plz, thanks snowahh!!

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