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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    man claims to be pregnant to miss work

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Let us be mindful of those are intersexed. It is possible for a 'man' to become pregnant... but this prankster needs a good swift kick in the nuts.

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    Was that MERTON???

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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Was that MERTON???
    He is certainly a candidate. I can think of some people who would quality as well
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    Men (of the non-intersexed variety) can't get pregnant?! Then what have I been doing?!
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Doin' it for the glory?

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    Ages ago I used to be a parts driver for a Ford dealership. One of the other parts drivers was habitually late, and at one point he disappeared for 3 days straight. When he finally came back to work, he told the boss that he didn't show up because he had to have "an emergency hysterectomy".

    The boss told me this, and I laughed and said, "What did you say to him?". The boss said, "I fired him and told him to go home and ask his mother what a hysterectomy is".

    Good times

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    Nothing here to see!!!!!! flyingscotsman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cydewaze
    Ages ago I used to be a parts driver for a Ford dealership. One of the other parts drivers was habitually late, and at one point he disappeared for 3 days straight. When he finally came back to work, he told the boss that he didn't show up because he had to have "an emergency hysterectomy".

    The boss told me this, and I laughed and said, "What did you say to him?". The boss said, "I fired him and told him to go home and ask his mother what a hysterectomy is".

    Good times
    Thats really funny.

    I used up all my sick days I am calling in dead!!!!

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    I called in once and said "Hey, I've got a problem with my eyes this morning. I just can't see coming in." My boss laughed and said "have a good one."
    Brilliant!

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    One of my co workers is really vain. She made an appointment to get her breasts done. She told the men but not the ladies.

    When she called in sick, my boss asked what was wrong with her. My other co worker, a crotchety old car buff of a man who should have retired years ago, shouted across the office: "SHE WENT TO GET SOME TITS INSTALLED AND NOW I HAVE TO COVER FOR HER, DAMMIT!!!"
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    I worked in a major pharmaceutical company's call center for a couple months after being laid off - it was probably the worst job working for the worst company I have ever had, but it paid the bills. Anyway, their HR department screwed up their paperwork when entering me as an employee and had me down as a female. When I asked them to correct it I was informed that it was more hassle then it was worth and to just live with it ... I promptly filed for maternity leave and they promptly fixed their error.

    One of the many stories I have of that company that just blew my mind.

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