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    what a night!!

    I was on the phone when my daughter said "look mom, a little bird is in the house"
    I dropped the phone and said "it's not a bird, it's a %@## bat!!!!!"

    called my hubby at work who says to me,"we dont have bats!, sure it wasnt a moth?"
    yeah sure it wasnt a moth

    He comes home and gets to bed convincing me that I saw a moth.
    In the middle of the night I see this full moon crawling on the ground closing my closet door, crawling quickly to the bathroom door to shut it, Im stunned looking at him saying "what are you doing????" he says" be quiet!! " and this full moon crawls to the bedroom door and out he goes..
    I pulled the cover over my head thinking..oh oh, the bat..
    He comes back in the dark, naked butt holding a baseball bat and waering a camouflage hat
    Im on the ground laughing, he's swingging the bat ( the baseball bat that is) left and right trying to catch that things and all I can do is laugh saying " you sure it isnt a moth???"
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    I hope you at least said it in french so that it sounded good!
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    What's a full moom?
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    there was a thread recently on rabies. anyway, someone said that anytime you have a bat in the house you should get a rabies shot. apparently they can bite you and fly off without you even noticing while you sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    What's a full moom?
    dont know what you are talking about this time, are you seing things?

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    Good thing I don't know what your husband looks like, or I'd have disturbing images in my head.

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    what was the hat for? bats can't see!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Good thing I don't know what your husband looks like, or I'd have disturbing images in my head.
    trust me, I have disturbing images of him wearing nothing but a camouflage hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    what was the hat for? bats can't see!
    he said it was going to go for his hair!!! poor thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    trust me, I have disturbing images of him wearing nothing but a camouflage hat
    You didn't like the camo hat and baby suit?

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    I hesitate to ask only because I'm not sure I want to know but what exactly are you reffering to when you say " full moon"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    You didn't like the camo hat and baby suit?
    nah... nothing was really "camouflaged"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    nah... nothing was really "camouflaged"
    So that's why you were hiding under the sheets, you didn't want to get slapped by his... bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minesbroken
    I hesitate to ask only because I'm not sure I want to know but what exactly are you reffering to when you say " full moon"?
    my husband butt!!!! crawling in a hurry to shut all doors!! that was quite a full moon and it was 2 in the morning! thought I was dreaming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    So that's why you were hiding under the sheets, you didn't want to get slapped by the... bat.
    I dont know how much i can joke here, I mean this is my poor hubby! but yeah, with the double bat action going on, i thought for sure he'd get a hit!

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    We had one in a Christmas tree one year. We got it inside, noticed him in the tree, and put it back outside before he woke up. Close call - that room had cathedral ceilings and would have been really hard to catch him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    my husband butt!!!! crawling in a hurry to shut all doors!! that was quite a full moon and it was 2 in the morning! thought I was dreaming!
    thats what I thought you meant lol
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    So did the bat make it out of the house?
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    I don't want you to think I am shallow or anything, but what were YOU wearing?

    Anyway, funny story.....

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    I'm watching "The great outdoors" and the scene where they go in to get the bat is on! ROTFLMAO

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    If that bat (the bird) is still in your house or if you find other bats I suggest the following advice:

    1. Get a towel.

    2. Go to where the bat is.

    3. Throw the towel over the bat. It can't bite you through the towel.

    4. Wrap the towel around the bat.

    5. Carry wrapped bat to your door and open it.

    6. Release bat into the outside environment and close the door.

    Bon Chance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    If that bat (the bird) is still in your house or if you find other bats I suggest the following advice:

    1. Get a towel.

    2. Go to where the bat is.

    3. Throw the towel over the bat. It can't bite you through the towel.

    4. Wrap the towel around the bat.

    5. Carry wrapped bat to your door and open it.

    6. Release bat into the outside environment and close the door.

    Bon Chance!

    Great advice. Best story since blackbirds attacked Flippin Sweet. Now you need an avatar of your husband, naked, fighting a bat with a bat in a hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    If that bat (the bird) is still in your house or if you find other bats I suggest the following advice:

    1. Get a towel.

    2. Go to where the bat is.

    3. Throw the towel over the bat. It can't bite you through the towel.

    4. Wrap the towel around the bat.

    5. Carry wrapped bat to your door and open it.

    6. Release bat into the outside environment and close the door.

    Bon Chance!
    Forget steps 5 and 6. Just bite the head off the bat and spit the blood on somebody.

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    το τέλος αυτού
    Last edited by Ernesto Schwein; 01-01-07 at 12:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    Great advice. Best story since blackbirds attacked Flippin Sweet. Now you need an avatar of your husband, naked, fighting a bat with a bat in a hat.

    yeah I got a good laugh at this... and I have to say although he wasnt laughing last night, he is today
    he did catch the bat! and with the right bat, thank god, I wasnt in the mood raging sex.

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