I was on the phone when my daughter said "look mom, a little bird is in the house"
I dropped the phone and said "it's not a bird, it's a %@## bat!!!!!"
called my hubby at work who says to me,"we dont have bats!, sure it wasnt a moth?"
yeah sure it wasnt a moth
He comes home and gets to bed convincing me that I saw a moth.
In the middle of the night I see this full moon crawling on the ground closing my closet door, crawling quickly to the bathroom door to shut it, Im stunned looking at him saying "what are you doing????" he says" be quiet!! " and this full moon crawls to the bedroom door and out he goes..
I pulled the cover over my head thinking..oh oh, the bat..
He comes back in the dark, naked butt holding a baseball bat and waering a camouflage hat
Im on the ground laughing, he's swingging the bat ( the baseball bat that is) left and right trying to catch that things and all I can do is laugh saying " you sure it isnt a moth???"