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Old 12-17-06, 01:30 AM   #1
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Bedtime Story for Pheard

From yo sis in da 'hood in da Citaaaaay!! Werd.


'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.

We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.

Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.

I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.

I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.

He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
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Old 12-17-06, 01:42 AM   #2
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Jon's 2 moobies, bebe and febe, give it 2 thumbs up!

Let me correct you G, I roll with a .22 pistol. Gotta keep it hidden from the popos.

Now throw ya sign up, and show me whatcha workin wit.

Westsiiiadde. South citayy in the crib, yo.


Don't make me get all up in ya guard yo.
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Seriously, that was straight up brilliant. That's some poetical genius right therrr.

You are the bestest sister, but that isn't going to help me sleep. I can't stop smiling now

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Old 12-17-06, 02:29 AM   #4
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That's so awesome, I really needed a laugh like that.
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Wow, what mad tongue-fu skills
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Old 12-17-06, 07:35 AM   #6
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From yo sis in da 'hood in da Citaaaaay!! Werd.


'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.

We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.

Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.

I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.

I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.

He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
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this is how we do it on the east si-yeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ufRrgnSEdU
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Old 12-17-06, 08:35 AM   #8
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Is there a translator in the house?
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Old 12-17-06, 09:51 AM   #9
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It IS translated, Rdad. It IS...
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Old 12-17-06, 12:20 PM   #10
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I had a dream last night where I had a platinum grill and diamond earings, I'm wondering if this poem had anything to do with it.

This thread needs to be stickied
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It IS translated, Rdad. It IS...
That don't translate well into Downeast.
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That's because you aint WEEESSTSIIIIIIIIIIDE!!



(Well neither is Pheard - but he thinks he is, so we'll just play along to make him happy. He's from South Side, South City)
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That's because you aint WEEESSTSIIIIIIIIIIDE!!



(Well neither is Pheard - but he thinks he is, so we'll just play along to make him happy. He's from South Side, South City)
Bahhh, you're left coast, we're RIGHT coast!!
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Yeah but the left side uses the RIGHT BRAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!!! Now take THAT! Hmmph!
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Siu is just jealous cuz she's on the east side. She doesn't know how all the ghetto mexican-white americans roll like I do.

Straight up shoot you in the back with a bb gun yo. Don't mess.

Oh and I'm on the west side. She just doesn't get it.
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You're south side, I'm west side. Oh wait. I'm East side. YOU'RE south side.

And I know how the Mexican Mexicans roll. Yep. Cuz I'm East Side. Wait. But then the Mexican Mexicans would be South side, no?
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You edited!!!

Haha!!! I was about to say you're east bay kiddo.


crap I edited too.
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And I know how the Mexican Mexicans roll. Yep. Cuz I'm East Side. Wait. But then the Mexican Mexicans would be South side, no?
Yea but I'm on the westsiadde..

So I wouldn't know.
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Then why do they call where you live SOUTH City? Tell me that, Mr. Einstein. Huh? Huh?
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because I'm on the west coast.

west coast is the west side.
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From yo sis in da 'hood in da Citaaaaay!! Werd.


'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

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I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
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I said, for real doe, come check dis out.

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Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.

Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
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And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
That was one cool poem .
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because I'm on the west coast.

west coast is the west side.

Then how the hell am I East Side???
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Then how the hell am I East Side???
I am on the North East side, we are some bad people.
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