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Old 12-17-06, 11:03 AM   #1
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Talk in Haiku

This thread may succeed
If everyone follows rules
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Old 12-17-06, 11:05 AM   #2
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We've done this before.
But it was so long ago.
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Old 12-17-06, 11:07 AM   #3
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I hate Haiku's
Yes I
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Old 12-17-06, 12:44 PM   #4
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Old 12-17-06, 12:47 PM   #5
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First, five syllables.
Then there are seven up next
Last line ends with five.
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Old 12-17-06, 01:23 PM   #6
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must describe season
fresh cider and cinnamon
soon comes the solstice
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Old 12-17-06, 01:27 PM   #7
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Woke up this morning
I want to go back to sleep
It's Lazy Sunday....
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Old 12-17-06, 01:51 PM   #8
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My head hurts like hell.
Want to go riding my rig.
Eff it I'll go sleep.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:26 PM   #9
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Why are we here now
Doing this stupid Haiku
When I could just ride.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:31 PM   #10
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No snow on the ground
It's December Seventeenth
Where's the White Christmas?
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Old 12-17-06, 02:37 PM   #11
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If I had gonads
They would be frozen and stiff
So cold in Buff-lo.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:41 PM   #12
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I am too stupid
To play this game of haiku
That's me, too stupid.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:42 PM   #13
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It's coming one day
The bike from Michgander
A magical gift
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Old 12-17-06, 02:47 PM   #14
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If Eboo had balls
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Old 12-17-06, 02:51 PM   #15
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Quiet, I'll shush you!
Even if I'm off duty
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Old 12-17-06, 02:52 PM   #16
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Working my a$$ off
Pushing seventy hours now
I want to go home
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Old 12-17-06, 02:52 PM   #17
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That wasn't at Tae
Twas for the giggling girls
Hiding in the stacks.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:53 PM   #18
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Since the sun came up
The pain of this day is great
Why does this happen?

Ruthless nostalgia.
My heart is in a minefield,
Being ripped again.

Pieces asunder,
Can I enjoy my future
Without him in it?
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Old 12-17-06, 02:56 PM   #19
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He is in your life
You just have to remember
The love you two shared.
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Old 12-17-06, 02:57 PM   #20
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Since the sun came up
The pain of this day is great
Why does this happen?

Ruthless nostalgia.
My heart is in a minefield,
Being ripped again.

Pieces asunder,
Can I enjoy my future
Without him in it?
(((Hug hug hug hug hug)))
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Old 12-17-06, 03:00 PM   #21
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Goodbye for now friend.
Do you know which way to go?
Guess only time will tell.
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Old 12-17-06, 03:02 PM   #22
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I love my sister
Siu is the coolest ever
Wish her happy times
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I love my grampy
He only used six syllables
But I still love him.
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I want to ride my
bicycle I want to ride
my bike right now please
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Old 12-17-06, 03:08 PM   #25
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Pheard can not count well.
Five Seven Five was my prose
Snot-Nosers can't count
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