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    Talk in Haiku

    This thread may succeed
    If everyone follows rules
    I have faith in you.

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    We've done this before.
    But it was so long ago.
    Let's all try again!
    Fewer Cars, more handlebars!

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    I hate Haiku's
    Yes I
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air
    This thread may succeed
    If everyone follows rules
    I have faith in you.

    Rules for haiku are...?

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    First, five syllables.
    Then there are seven up next
    Last line ends with five.

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    must describe season
    fresh cider and cinnamon
    soon comes the solstice
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.

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    Woke up this morning
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    It's Lazy Sunday....

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    My head hurts like hell.
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    Eff it I'll go sleep.

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    Why are we here now
    Doing this stupid Haiku
    When I could just ride.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    No snow on the ground
    It's December Seventeenth
    Where's the White Christmas?

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    If I had gonads
    They would be frozen and stiff
    So cold in Buff-lo.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    I am too stupid
    To play this game of haiku
    That's me, too stupid.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    It's coming one day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    If I had gonads
    They would be frozen and stiff
    So cold in Buff-lo.
    If Eboo had balls
    I would be shocked and appalled
    I think I just LOL'd

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    Quiet, I'll shush you!
    Even if I'm off duty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Working my a$$ off
    Pushing seventy hours now
    I want to go home
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    That wasn't at Tae
    Twas for the giggling girls
    Hiding in the stacks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Since the sun came up
    The pain of this day is great
    Why does this happen?

    Ruthless nostalgia.
    My heart is in a minefield,
    Being ripped again.

    Pieces asunder,
    Can I enjoy my future
    Without him in it?

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    He is in your life
    You just have to remember
    The love you two shared.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Since the sun came up
    The pain of this day is great
    Why does this happen?

    Ruthless nostalgia.
    My heart is in a minefield,
    Being ripped again.

    Pieces asunder,
    Can I enjoy my future
    Without him in it?
    (((Hug hug hug hug hug)))
    He's in your heart forever
    friends are here to help.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Goodbye for now friend.
    Do you know which way to go?
    Guess only time will tell.

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    I love my sister
    Siu is the coolest ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I love my grampy
    He only used six syllables
    But I still love him.

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    I want to ride my
    bicycle I want to ride
    my bike right now please
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    I love my grampy
    He only used six syllables
    But I still love him.
    Pheard can not count well.
    Five Seven Five was my prose
    Snot-Nosers can't count
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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