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    I feel like pleasuring the Spanish pocket crankshaft

    phantomcow's crankshaft thread reminded me about this site Afterall, I couldn't believe my best friend was actually punishing the predator!

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    Is that like punchin' the munchkin?
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Sorta, but more like watching two men rearranging the blazing yam.

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    No, it means catching the brontosaurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air
    Sorta, but more like watching two men rearranging the blazing yam.
    A little pennicillin should take care of that.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air
    phantomcow's crankshaft thread reminded me about this site Afterall, I couldn't believe my best friend was actually punishing the predator!
    Hmm, One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while meeting the duck.


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    Easy, when he was meeting the duck, he was really dragging the salty heat-seeking Volvo.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    You guys don't get it do you? It's a religious thing.

    Pestering the pope...
    Bothering the bishop...
    Polishing the prelate...
    Assuaging the alderman...
    Pacifying the pastor...
    Milking the monk...
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    etc.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    flogging the dolphin,
    spit-shining the helmet
    tenderizing the meat
    honing the spam dagger
    cleaning off the lunch meat trunchion
    shaking the bottle


    we could go on with this for weeks....can't we?
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    titilating the oboe!
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    Jerkin the Gherkin!
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    Petting the Puppy.......
    Whacking the Weasel.......
    Pounding the Pud........
    Graft the Shaft......
    Lube the Lobe.....
    Chokin the Chicken.....
    Racking the Packer.......

    Should I go on!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by msheron

    Should I go on!?
    NO

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    breaking the wife's prize hahahahahaha

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    Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
    unleashing the bald tin sausage.

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    It's just wrong but:

    chastising the pope's god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rando
    titilating the oboe!
    WTF?
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    I do not want to be associated with the kind of riders that come through my neck of the woods on weekends, dressed in superhero costumes
    Do they wear capes?
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    Man, someone almost caught me bludgeoning the French weasel!

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    "Spanking the emperor"...!

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    Waxing the carrot
    Draining the lizard

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