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Old 01-12-07, 10:24 PM   #1
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The Highly Scientific Death Predictor

BroMax: At age 80 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Find your prediction at http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

This link courtesy of the SoCal forum.
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Old 01-12-07, 10:30 PM   #2
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"At age 53 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family."

Crap! That's too young! Let me change my name...

"At age 23 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada."

Ahhhhh! Even worse! Let me change it again!...

"At age 72 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist."

Ok, this one's better...and much more realistic!
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Old 01-12-07, 10:37 PM   #3
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Ritehsedad: At age 77 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Note to self...Don't travel to Burma.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:29 PM   #4
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At age 67 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Ecuador? I thought it was going to be Columbia!
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Old 01-12-07, 11:33 PM   #5
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roughrider504: At age 38 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

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Old 01-12-07, 11:35 PM   #6
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At age 90 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Beat that suckers.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:38 PM   #7
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Traffic Jammer: At age 90 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. that is so rad, better than being hit by a beer truck.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:40 PM   #8
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96... with no explaination.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:42 PM   #9
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cycle17: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:45 PM   #10
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"Michigander: At age 33 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle."

Funny, they think I'd go to a jungle unarmed. I wouldn't even go on a school backpacking trip without my shotgun. Something about black bears and being on foot scares me.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:48 PM   #11
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At age 61 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.


I'm surprised this hasn't happened already
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Old 01-12-07, 11:59 PM   #12
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96... with no explaination.

So you'll still be working for the government then.
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Old 01-13-07, 12:00 AM   #13
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cycle17: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
I wonder if TRaffic Jammer is 22 years older than you.
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Old 01-13-07, 12:03 AM   #14
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At age 54 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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Old 01-13-07, 12:45 AM   #15
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At age 72 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Could be worse.
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GypsyAngel: At age 79 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

There seems to be a lot of tiger maulings going on in the Burmese Jungle.
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Old 01-13-07, 01:56 AM   #17
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At age 66 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Driving! Ha! Not if I can help it -- though I could see myself getting run over while avoiding someone ELSE text messaging while riding their bike the wrong way down the street (against traffic). It's almost happened a few times...
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Old 01-13-07, 04:56 AM   #18
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real name - At age 59 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain
user name - At age 51 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
My user names death seems a bit more likely then my real names.
my wife's - At age 84 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
That could really happen.
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Old 01-13-07, 05:58 AM   #19
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Not a bad way to go: "At age 101 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)"
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Old 01-13-07, 06:20 AM   #20
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gary: At age 72.5 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

being famous can have its drawbacks
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Old 01-13-07, 06:55 AM   #21
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At age 78 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
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Old 01-13-07, 07:09 AM   #22
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real name: Kevin: At age 28 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

username: stokerpoker: At age 45 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

well, I guess I better avoid using my username anywhere but here....
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Old 01-13-07, 07:38 AM   #23
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hammertoe: At age 80 you will choke on a piece of steak...

That's a little boring...

But I now plan on becoming a vegetarian the day before my 80th birthday...
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Old 01-13-07, 07:41 AM   #24
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KingTermite: At age 80 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
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giantcfr1: At age 65 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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