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    The Other White Meat BroMax's Avatar
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    The Highly Scientific Death Predictor

    BroMax: At age 80 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

    Find your prediction at http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

    This link courtesy of the SoCal forum.
    Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.

    -Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    Hazardous Taerom's Avatar
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    "At age 53 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family."

    Crap! That's too young! Let me change my name...

    "At age 23 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada."

    Ahhhhh! Even worse! Let me change it again!...

    "At age 72 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist."

    Ok, this one's better...and much more realistic!

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    Tail End Charlie Ritehsedad's Avatar
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    Ritehsedad: At age 77 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

    Note to self...Don't travel to Burma.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Footballus vita est iamlucky13's Avatar
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    At age 67 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

    Ecuador? I thought it was going to be Columbia!
    "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that." ~ Strong Bad

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    NJS my life! roughrider504's Avatar
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    roughrider504: At age 38 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.


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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    At age 90 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

    Beat that suckers.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Dances With Cars TRaffic Jammer's Avatar
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    Traffic Jammer: At age 90 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. that is so rad, better than being hit by a beer truck.

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    Senior Member skiahh's Avatar
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    96... with no explaination.
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    Warrior Cyclist cycle17's Avatar
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    cycle17: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
    Just Do It..

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    "Michigander: At age 33 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle."

    Funny, they think I'd go to a jungle unarmed. I wouldn't even go on a school backpacking trip without my shotgun. Something about black bears and being on foot scares me.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Senior Member classic1's Avatar
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    At age 61 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.


    I'm surprised this hasn't happened already

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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh
    96... with no explaination.

    So you'll still be working for the government then.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cycle17
    cycle17: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
    I wonder if TRaffic Jammer is 22 years older than you.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    At age 54 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

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    At age 72 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

    Could be worse.
    When sadness fills my days
    It's time to turn away
    And then tomorrow's dreams
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    GypsyAngel: At age 79 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

    There seems to be a lot of tiger maulings going on in the Burmese Jungle.

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    At age 66 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

    Driving! Ha! Not if I can help it -- though I could see myself getting run over while avoiding someone ELSE text messaging while riding their bike the wrong way down the street (against traffic). It's almost happened a few times...

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    Senior Member aussie troy's Avatar
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    real name - At age 59 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain
    user name - At age 51 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
    My user names death seems a bit more likely then my real names.
    my wife's - At age 84 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
    That could really happen.
    "I intend to live forever. So far so good"...Steven Wright

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    Not a bad way to go: "At age 101 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)"
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    gary: At age 72.5 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

    being famous can have its drawbacks
    " Advantages must Be Pressed, Disadvantages Must Be Overcome"
    He conquers who endures

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    Nothing here to see!!!!!! flyingscotsman's Avatar
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    At age 78 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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    real name: Kevin: At age 28 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    username: stokerpoker: At age 45 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

    well, I guess I better avoid using my username anywhere but here....

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    hammertoe: At age 80 you will choke on a piece of steak...

    That's a little boring...

    But I now plan on becoming a vegetarian the day before my 80th birthday...
    Last edited by Hammertoe; 01-13-07 at 06:46 AM.

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    KingTermite: At age 80 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    giantcfr1: At age 65 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
    Road Bike: 2004 ORBEA Mitis2+Carbon, Freekin' groovy Urban / Mountain Road Cruising Bike: 2007 CANNONDALE Bad Boy Disc, MTB: 2012 Trek Gary Fisher Collection Marlin 29er

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