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    I couldn't car less. jeff williams's Avatar
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    How do you fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag?

    -you take the S out of Safe -and the F out of Way.

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    hi
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    There's no F-in Way.....you can fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag.

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    Where the hell you been Jeff Williams, you've been AWOL!
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    Musician joke....How can you tell the stage is level?


    -drool will be coming from both corners of the drummers mouth.
    Last edited by jeff williams; 01-16-07 at 08:09 PM.

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    heh
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    I couldn't car less. jeff williams's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shifty


    Where the hell you been Jeff Williams, you've been AWOL!

    I'm beaming signals to you from beyond Uranus via a remote space transmitter. Signals will be fragmented and hyperbolic. I'm using telepathy instead now to communicate usually, easier signal to send across space.


    I'm using one of my friend local carbon lifeforms to type my thoughts to you.

    He has my bike -he can be trusted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff williams
    There's no F-in Way.....you can fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag.
    HAHAHAHA! I read that and STILL didn't get it for a minute.

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    How do I get my foot up in yo ass?

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    I couldn't car less. jeff williams's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    How do I get my foot up in yo ass?


    -your @nus looks more like a -heinous!

    -"free your @$$ and your mind may follow?" to quote tha Funkadelic.
    Last edited by jeff williams; 01-17-07 at 12:41 AM.

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