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Old 01-16-07, 08:46 PM   #1
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How do you fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag?

-you take the S out of Safe -and the F out of Way.
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Old 01-16-07, 08:47 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-07, 08:48 PM   #3
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There's no F-in Way.....you can fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag.
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Where the hell you been Jeff Williams, you've been AWOL!
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Musician joke....How can you tell the stage is level?


-drool will be coming from both corners of the drummers mouth.

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Old 01-16-07, 09:08 PM   #7
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Where the hell you been Jeff Williams, you've been AWOL!

I'm beaming signals to you from beyond Uranus via a remote space transmitter. Signals will be fragmented and hyperbolic. I'm using telepathy instead now to communicate usually, easier signal to send across space.


I'm using one of my friend local carbon lifeforms to type my thoughts to you.

He has my bike -he can be trusted.
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Old 01-16-07, 09:10 PM   #8
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There's no F-in Way.....you can fit an elephant in a plastic Safeway bag.
HAHAHAHA! I read that and STILL didn't get it for a minute.
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Old 01-16-07, 09:37 PM   #9
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How do I get my foot up in yo ass?
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Old 01-17-07, 01:28 AM   #10
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How do I get my foot up in yo ass?


-your @nus looks more like a -heinous!

-"free your @$$ and your mind may follow?" to quote tha Funkadelic.

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