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Old 01-17-07, 12:51 PM   #1
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Men, how do you pee?

OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:52 PM   #2
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keep your eyes on your own **** buddy
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Old 01-17-07, 12:54 PM   #3
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I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:56 PM   #4
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I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.
Can that be done?, one knee .
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These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:57 PM   #6
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These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to.
Very nice indeed, it has a mind of it's own i say.
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keep your eyes on your own **** buddy
Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.
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Old 01-17-07, 12:58 PM   #8
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Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.
I agree with the King .
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Old 01-17-07, 12:59 PM   #9
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Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:00 PM   #10
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Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes.
Nice approach Chip , i try that one day.
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Men, how do you pee?

With my eyes closed. J/K

I take more of the Jordan approach. You know 'off the back wall, around the trash can, hit the plunger, into the toilet....nothing but net!'
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Can that be done?, one knee .
Well be looking for a report in the morning.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:06 PM   #13
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At work I just pull down my pants and run around the office spraying everything while yelling "IT WON'T STOP IT WON'T STOP!"

Then when it eventually does, I look down and go "Oh"
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frankly is less rude sounding.
I think the question here is: Why you do think the sound of a urine stream hitting some water is rude?
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I'm typically more focused on the splash back factor than the noise. Depends on the height and design of the urinal.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:10 PM   #16
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Well be looking for a report in the morning.
No way in hell am i trying to do that, just what i need. To smell like pee at work.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:11 PM   #17
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After you've peed what seems like a gallon of beer in a Wrigley Field trough, you'll not worry about this subject ever again.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:12 PM   #18
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Well, I have to add my 2c before this thread gets closed...

I believe this from George Carlin:

WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN!

The go after the cigarette butts at the bottom of the urinal.
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Women pee, MEN piss.
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I generally stand in the middle of the bathroom and spin. It usualy doesn't go over too well, but I've only been punched once in 25 years. If you do it quick people don't know how to react, then you just run.
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Old 01-17-07, 01:15 PM   #21
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Meh. I just had such a good pee in the shower, it could have been an orgasm. Nuff' said.
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Wow, Foo never ceases to amaze me. In a regular style toilet, I aim for the water. I like the splashy noises! In a urinal, I don't aim...it just goes.
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I opened this back up and I WAS the one that closed it to begin with. Please keep it clean. I was only trying to prevent the thread from going down hill.

We do have guidelines with the regard to respect everyone's decisions and opinions.

Your more then welcome to pm me if you have questions.

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Old 01-17-07, 02:03 PM   #25
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for Snowy. A real stand up gal! (No pun intended)

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