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    Fake docots on tv

    Anyone else hate those drug commercial ads with the fake doctors in their white lab coats? I wish they would use real docs for those parts! Just my little rant.
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    Dr. Robert Jarvik pwns.
    Ten tenths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaTugger
    Dr. Robert Jarvik pwns.
    He is the only one that I have ever seen that is real. He looks so ecentric and weird however. But with his money I guess he can afford to.
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    Yeah, they always use really hot chicks who are constantly smiling. It pisses me off! I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    Yeah, they always use really hot chicks who are constantly smiling. It pisses me off! I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!
    Exactamundo as Fonzie would say. Especially on those weight loss ads! You know those chicks aren't docs.
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    i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!
    I second that..............in Spandex no doubt!
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    well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
    the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
    I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!
    yeah he's a cutie

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
    the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
    I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him
    You are kidding aren't you? He isn't a gyno is he?

    Our state chief medical examiner is Dr. Butts.......no kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msheron
    You are kidding aren't you? He isn't a gyno is he?

    Our state chief medical examiner is Dr. Butts.......no kidding.
    Im kidding and was about to delete my post, I was being bad, sowwee

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Im kidding and was about to delete my post, I was being bad, sowwee
    Unfortunately Dr. Butts is real!
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    well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
    the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
    I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him
    Does he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by h2omojo
    Does he?
    absolutly not, Im a roadie!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a mtn biker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    absolutly not, Im a roadie!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a mtn biker!
    What the heck is that supposed to mean??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    What the heck is that supposed to mean??
    it means that we shave..
    cant believe I had to explain that one!

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    Shave...where? "Bush" implies that you are shaving your...oh, ahem....

    I'll never understand roadies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    Shave...where? "Bush" implies that you are shaving your...oh, ahem....

    I'll never understand roadies.
    THAT was the joke, sowwee you didnt get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    THAT was the joke, sowwee you didnt get it
    Just remember: All of us mountain bikers smoke pot, so we aren't too quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!
    Well, I have.

    Some years back, I had to go in for a mandatory physical for work. "Please take off your clothes and the doctor will be right in." Off they go, and I'm there in the altogether, sitting on the tissue-covered table, and in comes this extremely good-looking, young, hispanic, female doctor. Very hot. Her, AND me actually, because I start sweating, and I mean profusely. It was pretty sweet. She's just going about her business making small talk, turns out her husband is in the same line of work as me. "Oh, isn't that nice?" I say bravely, my voice trembling, and I'm thinking Oh geez, I hope she doesn't think I dig her or anything, because I'm about embarrassed to death, sweat drips making loud "plops" as they hit the tissue paper. She's handing me paper towells to dry myself off. Then she says, "could you please place your chest on the table." Nicer than "bend over!" (*Snapping sound*) O no! The dreaded gloves!

    Anyway, it was the most, ahem, thorough physical I have ever undergone in my entire life, as well as most humiliating experience, before or since. I hated every second of it.

    Ah, the fragile male ego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfblodi
    Well, I have.

    Some years back, I had to go in for a mandatory physical for work. "Please take off your clothes and the doctor will be right in." Off they go, and I'm there in the altogether, sitting on the tissue-covered table, and in comes this extremely good-looking, young, hispanic, female doctor. Very hot. Her, AND me actually, because I start sweating, and I mean profusely. It was pretty sweet. She's just going about her business making small talk, turns out her husband is in the same line of work as me. "Oh, isn't that nice?" I say bravely, my voice trembling, and I'm thinking Oh geez, I hope she doesn't think I dig her or anything, because I'm about embarrassed to death, sweat drips making loud "plops" as they hit the tissue paper. She's handing me paper towells to dry myself off. Then she says, "could you please place your chest on the table." Nicer than "bend over!" (*Snapping sound*) O no! The dreaded gloves!

    Anyway, it was the most, ahem, thorough physical I have ever undergone in my entire life, as well as most humiliating experience, before or since. I hated every second of it.

    Ah, the fragile male ego.
    hope you had a cigarette when it was over, or did she just love you and leave you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    hope you had a cigarette when it was over, or did she just love you and leave you?
    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic
    Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day. Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican for the rest of his life.

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    Is the guy at willitblend.com a real doc? I couldn't handle it if he weren't!
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    What I want to know though... what the heck is a "docot"?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    What I want to know though... what the heck is a "docot"?
    Accidently hit the "T" instead of the "R" which is right beside one another.......

    Another product of fast typing and clumsy fingers..........
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