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Old 01-17-07, 02:56 PM   #1
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Fake docots on tv

Anyone else hate those drug commercial ads with the fake doctors in their white lab coats? I wish they would use real docs for those parts! Just my little rant.
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Dr. Robert Jarvik pwns.
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Old 01-17-07, 02:59 PM   #3
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Dr. Robert Jarvik pwns.
He is the only one that I have ever seen that is real. He looks so ecentric and weird however. But with his money I guess he can afford to.
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Yeah, they always use really hot chicks who are constantly smiling. It pisses me off! I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!
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Old 01-17-07, 04:33 PM   #5
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Yeah, they always use really hot chicks who are constantly smiling. It pisses me off! I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!
Exactamundo as Fonzie would say. Especially on those weight loss ads! You know those chicks aren't docs.
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i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!
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i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!
I second that..............in Spandex no doubt!
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well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him
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i want to see Dr. Pete doing them!
yeah he's a cutie
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well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him
You are kidding aren't you? He isn't a gyno is he?

Our state chief medical examiner is Dr. Butts.......no kidding.
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You are kidding aren't you? He isn't a gyno is he?

Our state chief medical examiner is Dr. Butts.......no kidding.
Im kidding and was about to delete my post, I was being bad, sowwee
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Im kidding and was about to delete my post, I was being bad, sowwee
Unfortunately Dr. Butts is real!
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well not every doctor is an actor, and not every actor is a doctor
the fake ones are most better looking anyway, that MAKES you want to go to the doc!
I dont have too much trust in my doc.. his name is Dr. Seamore Bush. Something funny about him
Does he?
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Does he?
absolutly not, Im a roadie!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a mtn biker!
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absolutly not, Im a roadie!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a mtn biker!
What the heck is that supposed to mean??
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What the heck is that supposed to mean??
it means that we shave..
cant believe I had to explain that one!
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Shave...where? "Bush" implies that you are shaving your...oh, ahem....

I'll never understand roadies.
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Shave...where? "Bush" implies that you are shaving your...oh, ahem....

I'll never understand roadies.
THAT was the joke, sowwee you didnt get it
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THAT was the joke, sowwee you didnt get it
Just remember: All of us mountain bikers smoke pot, so we aren't too quick.
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I've never seen a real hot woman doctor!
Well, I have.

Some years back, I had to go in for a mandatory physical for work. "Please take off your clothes and the doctor will be right in." Off they go, and I'm there in the altogether, sitting on the tissue-covered table, and in comes this extremely good-looking, young, hispanic, female doctor. Very hot. Her, AND me actually, because I start sweating, and I mean profusely. It was pretty sweet. She's just going about her business making small talk, turns out her husband is in the same line of work as me. "Oh, isn't that nice?" I say bravely, my voice trembling, and I'm thinking Oh geez, I hope she doesn't think I dig her or anything, because I'm about embarrassed to death, sweat drips making loud "plops" as they hit the tissue paper. She's handing me paper towells to dry myself off. Then she says, "could you please place your chest on the table." Nicer than "bend over!" (*Snapping sound*) O no! The dreaded gloves!

Anyway, it was the most, ahem, thorough physical I have ever undergone in my entire life, as well as most humiliating experience, before or since. I hated every second of it.

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Well, I have.

Some years back, I had to go in for a mandatory physical for work. "Please take off your clothes and the doctor will be right in." Off they go, and I'm there in the altogether, sitting on the tissue-covered table, and in comes this extremely good-looking, young, hispanic, female doctor. Very hot. Her, AND me actually, because I start sweating, and I mean profusely. It was pretty sweet. She's just going about her business making small talk, turns out her husband is in the same line of work as me. "Oh, isn't that nice?" I say bravely, my voice trembling, and I'm thinking Oh geez, I hope she doesn't think I dig her or anything, because I'm about embarrassed to death, sweat drips making loud "plops" as they hit the tissue paper. She's handing me paper towells to dry myself off. Then she says, "could you please place your chest on the table." Nicer than "bend over!" (*Snapping sound*) O no! The dreaded gloves!

Anyway, it was the most, ahem, thorough physical I have ever undergone in my entire life, as well as most humiliating experience, before or since. I hated every second of it.

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hope you had a cigarette when it was over, or did she just love you and leave you?
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Is the guy at willitblend.com a real doc? I couldn't handle it if he weren't!
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What I want to know though... what the heck is a "docot"?
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What I want to know though... what the heck is a "docot"?
Accidently hit the "T" instead of the "R" which is right beside one another.......

Another product of fast typing and clumsy fingers..........
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