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Old 01-22-07, 12:54 AM   #1
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If your bike could talk...

What would it tell us?
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Old 01-22-07, 12:55 AM   #2
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It would tell you I'm mean and ride it hard. I don't put it away wet though!
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Old 01-22-07, 12:56 AM   #3
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Old 01-22-07, 05:04 AM   #4
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"For the love of God, don't let that fat ass on me again!!!"
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Old 01-22-07, 06:17 AM   #5
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Old 01-22-07, 06:44 AM   #6
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I'm glad Vega loves me enough to get me back out on the road after 20 years.

But I wish she'd stop hittin' staples and nails.
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Old 01-22-07, 06:58 AM   #7
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mtb - I wish this guy would learn to ride, I'm getting tired of hitting trees and spending so much time on my side. Oh, he could quit riding me so slow as well.

road bike - Is this guy ever going to learn to ride? I get tired of watching all of the other bikes go by me. Plus, does he know that he doesn't always have to use the easiest gears on the climbs? Some bikes actually get to carry some speed up hills.

cross bike - Come on, only two rides on me. What, am I to fat? Not pretty enough? I just don't get it, the other bikes get all of the attention!!!
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Old 01-22-07, 06:58 AM   #8
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Dude, I don't mind your fat okole riding me for hours on end, but can I ask one favor? No riding after a night of beer and pizza...save the gas for the truck, k?
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Old 01-22-07, 07:42 AM   #9
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO FAST FAST FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!11111111one one one one juan
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Old 01-22-07, 07:43 AM   #10
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What would it tell us?
Hey......this dumba$$ on me needs to lose another 10 lbs.
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Old 01-22-07, 07:45 AM   #11
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Roadbike-I'm lonely I want to ride!!!

Mtbike-Oh I see how it is the snow is too good for me!!
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Old 01-22-07, 07:51 AM   #12
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Roadbike - "oh dear GOD would you please get me off this damn garage wall!"

Commuter - "so, by calling me your commuter you really meant 'yet another bike to adorn the garage wall'...LOSER!"
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Old 01-22-07, 08:35 AM   #13
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I have no idea. I don't speak Taiwanese or Japanese. But it would probably have something to do with cleansing the city with the blood of the sinners, same as everything else I have that talks to me.
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Old 01-22-07, 08:39 AM   #14
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Cleanse the city with the blood of the sinners!
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Old 01-22-07, 08:41 AM   #15
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WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK [insert manure, chicken, snake, cow, motorcycle, rut, hole in bridge...)
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Old 01-22-07, 08:48 AM   #16
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Can I at least take a break, first? My stabbin' arm's getting tired...
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Old 01-22-07, 08:51 AM   #17
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There is no time for breaks. You must become. . . . an ambidextrous stabber!
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Old 01-22-07, 09:00 AM   #18
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Alright, alright. Well, this'll at least give me the motivation I need to save up for those switchblade boots I've been wanting.
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Old 01-22-07, 09:01 AM   #19
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If my younger son's bike could talk to me, it would say "thanks for the cool parts" on a good day, and would be whining "MMMMOOOOMMMMIIIIIEEEE!!!" on other days....

If my older son's bike could talk to me, it would say "I never knew college could be SO boring... nice hallway you got here...."
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Old 01-22-07, 09:02 AM   #20
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Cummon, dude. All the cool ninjas wear tabi boots:

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Old 01-22-07, 09:03 AM   #21
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Cummon, dude. All the cool ninjas wear tabi boots:
Do those come in clipless?
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Old 01-22-07, 09:03 AM   #22
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When will winter end? It's cold out. (Or maybe that's me talking to the bike.)

You're not very good at doing maintenance, are you?
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Old 01-22-07, 09:04 AM   #23
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"Go go go!" I envision it as a puppy going for a run. Pure joy on it's face, dragging me along behind.
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Old 01-22-07, 09:04 AM   #24
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With carbon soles! Scha-winggggg!
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Old 01-22-07, 09:07 AM   #25
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