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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    If your bike could talk...

    What would it tell us?

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    It would tell you I'm mean and ride it hard. I don't put it away wet though!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Long haired freak. wethepeople's Avatar
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    Your ass stinks...

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    "For the love of God, don't let that fat ass on me again!!!"
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "I am going to kill you. Muhuhuhuhahahawhawhaaaa!!!!"

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    I'm glad Vega loves me enough to get me back out on the road after 20 years.

    But I wish she'd stop hittin' staples and nails.

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    Throw the stick!!!! LowCel's Avatar
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    mtb - I wish this guy would learn to ride, I'm getting tired of hitting trees and spending so much time on my side. Oh, he could quit riding me so slow as well.

    road bike - Is this guy ever going to learn to ride? I get tired of watching all of the other bikes go by me. Plus, does he know that he doesn't always have to use the easiest gears on the climbs? Some bikes actually get to carry some speed up hills.

    cross bike - Come on, only two rides on me. What, am I to fat? Not pretty enough? I just don't get it, the other bikes get all of the attention!!!
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    Dude, I don't mind your fat okole riding me for hours on end, but can I ask one favor? No riding after a night of beer and pizza...save the gas for the truck, k?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO FAST FAST FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!11111111one one one one juan
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FISH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Song of Serenity
    What would it tell us?
    Hey......this dumba$$ on me needs to lose another 10 lbs.
    Ego Campana Inflectum of Circuitous

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    Beauty Everywhere snowy's Avatar
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    Roadbike-I'm lonely I want to ride!!!

    Mtbike-Oh I see how it is the snow is too good for me!!
    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

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    Roadbike - "oh dear GOD would you please get me off this damn garage wall!"

    Commuter - "so, by calling me your commuter you really meant 'yet another bike to adorn the garage wall'...LOSER!"

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    I have no idea. I don't speak Taiwanese or Japanese. But it would probably have something to do with cleansing the city with the blood of the sinners, same as everything else I have that talks to me.

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    Cleanse the city with the blood of the sinners!
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FISH!

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    Third World Layabout crtreedude's Avatar
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    WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK [insert manure, chicken, snake, cow, motorcycle, rut, hole in bridge...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    Cleanse the city with the blood of the sinners!
    Can I at least take a break, first? My stabbin' arm's getting tired...

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    There is no time for breaks. You must become. . . . an ambidextrous stabber!
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FISH!

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    Alright, alright. Well, this'll at least give me the motivation I need to save up for those switchblade boots I've been wanting.

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    If my younger son's bike could talk to me, it would say "thanks for the cool parts" on a good day, and would be whining "MMMMOOOOMMMMIIIIIEEEE!!!" on other days....

    If my older son's bike could talk to me, it would say "I never knew college could be SO boring... nice hallway you got here...."
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    The AVatar Ninja SaabFan's Avatar
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    Cummon, dude. All the cool ninjas wear tabi boots:

    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FISH!

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    explody pup
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    Cummon, dude. All the cool ninjas wear tabi boots:
    Do those come in clipless?

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    Free Velo Vol! Velo Vol's Avatar
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    When will winter end? It's cold out. (Or maybe that's me talking to the bike.)

    You're not very good at doing maintenance, are you?

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    I play in the street. nobrainer440's Avatar
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    "Go go go!" I envision it as a puppy going for a run. Pure joy on it's face, dragging me along behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Do those come in clipless?
    With carbon soles! Scha-winggggg!
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FISH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    With carbon soles! Scha-winggggg!
    Oh, hotness!

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