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Old 01-22-07, 08:57 AM   #1
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I want dating advice from DannoXYZ

Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category with a chick I've been hanging out with lately.
How do I change this into the "friends with benefits" or "dating" category? Note; She is pretty smart, so I'm sure this will affect the strategy and tactics.


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Old 01-22-07, 09:01 AM   #2
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So do you really like her or do you just wanna bone?
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Old 01-22-07, 09:02 AM   #3
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Pull out your ding dong. That'll send a pretty clear signal of what you want. The rest is up to her.

It might help if you tie a bow to it.
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Put it in a box.
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Put it in a box.
With a pretty bow.
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In that case, does the bow go on the box or on the wang?
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Old 01-22-07, 09:08 AM   #7
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Both, if you play your cards right.
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Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category with a chick I've been hanging out with lately.
How do I change this into the "friends with benefits" or "dating" category? Note; She is pretty smart, so I'm sure this will affect the strategy and tactics.
Dude, just tell her that you are attracted to her and that you'd like to understand her feelings on taking your friendship to a more intimate physical level. You said she's smart, treat her that way, rather than playing silly games that require strategy and tactics.
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Old 01-22-07, 09:09 AM   #9
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Dude, just tell her that you are attracted to her and that you'd like to understand her feelings on taking your friendship to more intimate physical level. You said she's smart, treat her that way, rather than playing silly games that require strategy and tactics.
I can't wait for Danno to come in here and counter that with a 3,000 page post about how girls only bang you if your fingernails are perfectly manicured every morning.
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Danno's da man.
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what are you doing? asking for advice on how to trick a friend into having sex with her?
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Why can't people just be honest???

Also, I hate to say but you can get all the advice you may want but its the actions that will be the tell all.

If you want something in a relationship be it just sex or something more, then wouldn't it just make more sense to come out and state that factor??
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Watch this video and learn the song being sung at the end. No woman could resist it, as it is so provactative.
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Old 01-22-07, 09:25 AM   #14
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Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category
It's done, move on.
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Old 01-22-07, 09:34 AM   #15
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Asking her out on a real date might be a good start.
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Since when did you become a "dater"? I always thought you were the type to just go for it.

You are not the romantic type. You saying this kind of thing freaks me out.

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Asking Danno for dating advice is like putting your car on Pimp My Ride because it needs an oil change.
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In that case, does the bow go on the box or on the wang?
Or if you're gifted like me, you can tie your wang into a bow.
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Or if you're gifted like me, you can tie your wang into a bow.
Ok tie it into a bow and let one of the gals pet it...when the pleasure turns to pain and you want to blow your brains out, stop the lesson.
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Just don't do the dlck in the box. Too many people have used that. She'll know what's up.
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Nice pun, Jon.
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Just tell her you don't want anything serious right now, but you would like a **** buddy. You can get into whatever dynamics and psychology you want, but there's no way anyone call tell how one person is going to react. Be honest and trust your own judgement.
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Just don't do the dlck in the box. Too many people have used that. She'll know what's up.
I think the whole reason he is asking is so that he can do that.
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