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    How many oreos. . .

    . . . do you typically eat in one sitting? I probably average an entire row, which is why I rarely buy them. They are my one and only weakness. However, a friend gave me a HUGE bulk pack for Christmas, and I've resisted them - until tonight. I just finished a row. Now I'm gonna be fat.

    PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.
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    How many oreos does it take to get all sorts of cancers?

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    They're the only thing my kid will eat and the doctor is concerned about how skinny he is....

    Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's, Dad can I have Oreo's....

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    How many oreos does it take to get all sorts of cancers?
    Uh Oh...Oreo's cause cancer...

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    I have done an entire package in one sitting, back in the day, when I was about 19.

    And then I went to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.
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    Hmmm. Let's find out. I just bought some last night, and probably ate about 7.

    *reaches for oreos*

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
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    I have forbidden my wife from buying Oreos. They're absolutely terrible for you, disgusting things, and I could very easily eat an entire 1 lb package if I had enough milk available.
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    None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.
    Lets kill powerhouse first.

    I could do a row easy i think, provided milk was in adequate supply.

    Give some of those Girl Scount shortbread cookies, Tres Foiles I think they are called, and I can eat a sleeve without even blinking an eye.
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    Personal preference....Oreo's with Double Stuff.

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    I eat Joe-Joes (MUCH better tasting oreo-style cookies from Trader Joes), only three at a time though.

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    OMG, I have eaten a whole row in one sitting many, many times. I am usually able to show some restraint and eat only 7 or 8. The only problem is sometimes I eat 8 two or three times a day but only on the weekends when I'm at home all day. I figure as long as I ride a whole bunch to make up for the binge oreo eating, it's ok. Isn't that like bulimia or something?

    Oh and teddy grahams? I've eaten a whole box on several occasions. I eat them in a bowl with milk like breakfast cereal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    Personal preference....Oreo's with Double Stuff.

    Nothing better for a bonk, by the way!
    Personally, I can't eat Double Stuff Oreos. It throws off the delicate balance of yin and yang, of darkness and light, of cookie and, um, stuff.
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    All of them.

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    I'm right with you, Saabfan. The roommate bought doublestuf mint ones. Must...resist...siren...call...
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.
    +1000

    Bet the guys on this thread drink American beers too.

    Come on guys eat something worth eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caloso
    Personally, I can't eat Double Stuff Oreos. It throws off the delicate balance of yin and yang, of darkness and light, of cookie and, um, stuff.
    +1. there IS such a thing as too much of a good thing.
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    Oreos, I don't eat them anymore. However, give me some Newman Os and I can tear it up. But only during riding season

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    The Trader Joe's "oreos" are even better than Newman Os, especially the chocolate cream ones. OMFG, get me to a Trader Joes!!!!
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    I just finished dinner, so not a lot of oreos. But when I eat oreos for dinner, that's another story.
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    These beat oreos anyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaabFan
    . . . do you typically eat in one sitting? I probably average an entire row, which is why I rarely buy them. They are my one and only weakness. However, a friend gave me a HUGE bulk pack for Christmas, and I've resisted them - until tonight. I just finished a row. Now I'm gonna be fat.

    PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.
    I love oreos, i can eat them just like you can. We all have addicitions, we all have problems with food. I am one of them, don't feel bad it happens. I don't avoid foods, if i see it it's mine dammit .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Lets kill powerhouse first.

    I could do a row easy i think, provided milk was in adequate supply.

    Give some of those Girl Scount shortbread cookies, Tres Foiles I think they are called, and I can eat a sleeve without even blinking an eye.
    Let's kill Powerhouse?

    Just because I haven't eaten oreo cookies for a long time doesn't mean that it isn't possible for me to get hooked on other things like, say...ice cream.

    Are you reading this, Siu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    Let's kill Powerhouse?

    Just because I haven't eaten oreo cookies for a long time doesn't mean that it isn't possible for me to get hooked on other things like, say...ice cream.

    Are you reading this, Siu?
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