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Old 01-24-07, 08:35 PM   #1
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Does riding make you horny?

It happens to me. Does it happen to anyone else?

When I go do my 'fast' ride my wife knows to either be out shopping when I get home or have the chips, dip, chains and whips out .

I have one loop that measures about 25 miles that I tend to do hard (no pun intended, well, OK, maybe). About 3 miles from the end of the ride I go through the business center of town. I typically try to pick up the draft from cars going through this area and make an effort to try to pass the cars (that space between the two yellow lines in the center of the road is the bike lane, right?). At the end of the business area the speed limit increases to 35. If I can get behind a truck or bus I will draft for another mile then turn off the main road to head home.

The rush of this ride make me hornier than all get out.

Does anyone else experience this or should I seek counseling?

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Old 01-24-07, 08:37 PM   #2
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I cant ride hard...
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Old 01-24-07, 08:37 PM   #3
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Oxygen makes me horny.

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Old 01-24-07, 08:40 PM   #4
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No....but it does something funny with my pee. Comes out dark and slightly difficult after a ride.
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Old 01-24-07, 08:53 PM   #5
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Well in all seriousness exercising does cause your endorphins (sp?) to release which will cause you to feel this way.
Its great when both peeps are active.
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Old 01-24-07, 08:54 PM   #6
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No. But if I had a sexy male riding partner in Lycra, maybe.
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Old 01-24-07, 08:54 PM   #7
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no....hot maybe...but not horny
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this thread is making me horny
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Old 01-24-07, 08:57 PM   #9
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I get horny when I don't ride. Then my gf's laid out for the next 2-3 hours.
Otherwise I'm dead tired after most of my rides.
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Thanks for the earlier post KT. I didn't want to quote it. Reading it once was bad enough.

I'm lucky if I can stay awake after a ride let alone make whoopee.
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Old 01-24-07, 08:59 PM   #11
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Old 01-24-07, 09:01 PM   #12
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I hate random boners while riding.
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No. . . Well, almost when I am riding my Brooks.
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Dude, do your training partners (on the bike!) let you draft any more?

But in answer to your question, there are really only two times when I'm horny: when I'm awake, or when I'm asleep, that's it.

Edit: There is no correllation between the statement above, and my avatar pic. Really.
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no not really unless there are good looking women in lycra to ride with.
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no not really unless there are good looking women in lycra to ride with.
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Think of it as the most sincere form of flattery...
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I'm lucky if I can stay awake after a ride let alone make whoopee.
+1. Damn.
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No. But if I had a sexy male riding partner in Lycra, maybe.
Never heard of Lyrca, North Carolina.
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You mean horny isn't supposed to be your natural state? I may have issues.
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MAY? You are just realizing you have issues. Next you will say you find me or Explody to be normal,well adjusted members of society, or that you turn to Pheard whenever you need wrenching tips.
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Well in all seriousness exercising does cause your endorphins (sp?) to release which will cause you to feel this way.
Its great when both peeps are active.
That's exactly what I was thinking!!! All those endorphines and all that blood flowing...its a classic symptom of an active lifestyle!
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Checking out HigherGround's avatar and me thinks he needs an outlet for his horny self.
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No. But if I had a sexy male riding partner in Lycra, maybe.
Remind me to go riding with you sometime
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everything makes me horny....bikes make me horny, wind makes me horny, rain makes me horny, being horny makes me horny, not being horny makes me horny....contemplating life makes mehorny, and thinking about life on other planets makes me horny.....to sum it up, I exist, therefore I am horny.
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