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    Is Chipcom still good after he goes through the wash

    This thread may die immediately or it could take all sorts of metaphoric twists and turns.


    I just wanted to see this title juxtaposed with the condom thread...
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    Just turn him inside out and use him a second time.

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    That is a conundrum wrapped inside an enigma that is a jig saw puzzle!

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    No one knows yet... no data.

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    are you saying that chipcom has never been washed?

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    ^^^^
    Doesn't look that way... but then, I've only seen pictures

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    Approach him when he's relaxed and sleeping, and cover him in rubber cement. Then we'll have a protective effect from his raucous farts. Of course, this means his eyes will pop out of his head!

    [OMG! I'm startin' to sound like jsharr! ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Approach him when he's relaxed and sleeping, and cover him in rubber cement. Then we'll have a protective effect from his raucous farts. Of course, this means his eyes will pop out of his head!

    [OMG! I'm startin' to sound like jsharr! ]
    Just relax and go with the flow, resistance is futile!!! You are now one of us. BTW, do you poop in your pants and use a pacifier. If so, you are qualified to be one of the warriors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Just relax and go with the flow, resistance is futile!!! You are now one of us. BTW, do you poop in your pants and use a pacifier. If so, you are qualified to be one of the warriors.
    If you count chamois butter as poop and a bottle of JackBlack as a pacifier, why, yes!

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    Wash? Is it Christmas again already?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    you know guys I dont know if Im geting wiser or older but I totally get lost in threads like these that just simply dont make sense, I never know what to post for answers since nothing will make sense anyway, so ll post my rant

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    I think Chipcom would be uncomfortable in the washing machine tank all curled around like that. I don't think he would be very good after the wash.

    I bet the dog would fluff up nicely in the dryer though.
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    I used him anyway, so I guess he's still good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falkon
    I used him anyway, so I guess he's still good.
    Hey, when you decide to dump that avatar, send it to me...k?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Hey, when you decide to dump that avatar, send it to me...k?
    Ya know, Chip, just noticed that this new avatar makes you look slimmer, and less kick-assy. I mean, you don't look like my bodyguard anymore. Now you just look like a good-lookin' man.


    Seriously, have you lost weight? If so, kudos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Ya know, Chip, just noticed that this new avatar makes you look slimmer, and less kick-assy. I mean, you don't look like my bodyguard anymore. Now you just look like a good-lookin' man.


    Seriously, have you lost weight? If so, kudos!

    He shrunk in the wash!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariner Fan
    He shrunk in the wash!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Ya know, Chip, just noticed that this new avatar makes you look slimmer, and less kick-assy. I mean, you don't look like my bodyguard anymore. Now you just look like a good-lookin' man.


    Seriously, have you lost weight? If so, kudos!
    Camera puts on 10 pounds, beard takes off 10 pounds - no beard in the last one. Thor, and the doily and horsey in the background are probably a bit less intimidating that my wall of severed heads!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Ya know, Chip, just noticed that this new avatar makes you look slimmer, and less kick-assy. I mean, you don't look like my bodyguard anymore. Now you just look like a good-lookin' man.
    Just for you...use it as a SCREW THE DOG, BEWARE OF JARHEAD sign.
    Last edited by chipcom; 06-11-07 at 11:40 AM.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    you know guys I dont know if Im geting wiser or older but I totally get lost in threads like these that just simply dont make sense, I never know what to post for answers since nothing will make sense anyway, so ll post my rant
    Just post random nonsense like the rest of us do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes
    I think Chipcom would be uncomfortable in the washing machine tank all curled around like that. I don't think he would be very good after the wash.
    2many, you silly man, that's what front load washers are for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    2many, you silly man, that's what front load washers are for!
    Of course! I should have thought of that!

    Since Chipcom is an ex marine I would have to set the machine on "Heavy".
    He would not want anyone to think it was on "gentle" .
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    2many, you silly man, that's what front load washers are for!
    Perhaps, but he would miss the agitator.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    Perhaps, but he would miss the agitator.
    We have plenty of agitators here in the forums. I'm sure there's plenty to go around.
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