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    Your Porn Star Name

    Exactly like the Soap Opera name, but your first name is the name of the first pet you remember and your last name is the street you grew up on.

    The first pet I can remember was my cat named Fluffy and the street was called Griffith Rivers.
    Since Griffith is my real last name I'll use "Rivers" so my porn star name is
    bada bump!

    "Fluffy Rivers"

    ewe, that sounds bad, what about yours??

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    sarcasm meter: jerk mode santiago's Avatar
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    Blacky Chambord.
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    Buck, our golden retriever, and East School Street

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    hmmm, I don't think I'd do well in the porn business with a name like that.

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    Brandy Birtley. My boyfriends is Bingo Mason which always makes him laugh and now me too cause he laughs so hard it's contagious.
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    Bubble Butt Plumb?!?

    Of course, the dog's name was abbreviated to "BB".... The following dog was named Abby Normal in true Brooksian style. And I wonder why I have no friends.

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    Tibbles Beaumont. hmmm!

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    Errrm... BJ Trafalgar

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    Maggie Mines. Since I doubt that there is much of a market for films of a 6'3" 290 lb cross-dresser, I'm guessing my porn career will be about as successful as my astronaut career.
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    Maybe you should film yourself driving crosscountry in a diaper. You might just qualify for the latter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    Maybe you should film yourself driving crosscountry in a diaper. You might just qualify for the latter.
    Me driving cross-country in a diaper, huh? Now *there's* a visual we could all do without. (Besides, it's been done. )
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer
    Me driving cross-country in a diaper, huh? Now *there's* a visual we could all do without. (Besides, it's been done. )
    Oh, I really shouldn't laugh. That poor woman is simply delusional.

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    Abby Normal I am The Edge's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by I am The Edge
    Thumper Magnolia
    That one is just... I mean... Ah, fark....

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am The Edge
    Thumper Magnolia
    best one yet

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    Hey, Biff, go West, young man!

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    I'm going to use a previous street as I used the current one in the "Soap Opera Name" threrad

    Former Pets name: Pierre
    Former street: Prange Dr

    Name: Pierre Prange

    Hmmmm, whatcha think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    I'm going to use a previous street as I used the current one in the "Soap Opera Name" threrad

    Former Pets name: Pierre
    Former street: Prange Dr

    Name: Pierre Prange

    Hmmmm, whatcha think?
    I'm thinkin' alot of thangs that could well get the thread locked. But maybe that's just lack of sleep?

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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