Just throwing it out there.
Look at the current crop of potential commanders in chief. John McCain would involve us in concurrent wars with Belize and bad breath - Rudy Guillani's tongue is too big for his mouth. Hillary Clinton, what are we a freekin' monarchy - Barack Obama doesn't like being teased about his ears.
Chipcom, though his political career would be dogged by rumors of homosexuality is, as opposed to Bill Clinton or George W., actually intentionally comical. In addition, what enemies from within or without are going to say boo to a guy who's appearance shapeshifts between trigger happy ex-Stasi agent to mentally unstable Vulcan with a Cujo looking dog.
You sort of have to feel sorry for his V.P. choice in that it would almost certainly be a very comely female whom would probably not last even half a term because of his merciless flirtations .