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    Chipcom for president?!?

    Just throwing it out there.

    Look at the current crop of potential commanders in chief. John McCain would involve us in concurrent wars with Belize and bad breath - Rudy Guillani's tongue is too big for his mouth. Hillary Clinton, what are we a freekin' monarchy - Barack Obama doesn't like being teased about his ears.

    Chipcom, though his political career would be dogged by rumors of homosexuality is, as opposed to Bill Clinton or George W., actually intentionally comical. In addition, what enemies from within or without are going to say boo to a guy who's appearance shapeshifts between trigger happy ex-Stasi agent to mentally unstable Vulcan with a Cujo looking dog.

    You sort of have to feel sorry for his V.P. choice in that it would almost certainly be a very comely female whom would probably not last even half a term because of his merciless flirtations .
    None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

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    I'd do him. I mean vote for him.

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    This nation is not ready for a gay president, but he is better looking than Hillary and studies have shown that most people vote on visual appeal, not on the issues. Look what good hair and a ready smile have done for Rick Perry in Texas.
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    Hmmmmmmm, a gay president named Chip! I like it. Just make sure Chip redecorates the entire oval office in velvet and cheetah print curtains. And everyday at 2 pm is margarita hour.
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    Since I'm not gay I can't run. Shucky darn.

    I'm hurt that anyone would think I'm dumb enough to run for President...what kind of a sucker willingly puts themselves through that kind of pain? I'll not vote for anyone who actually wants to be President and runs for the office...they can't be right in the head!
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    What sort of bicycle is Chipcom riding? What brand of cycling jersey does he wear? How much did his last wheelset cost? What's his favorite coffeeshop?

    It's time we had a candidate that focused on the real issues of America.

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    I'd vote for jsharr for president. Wasn't he president of Foo for a while? That's some pretty good experience right there.

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    As for Chipcom's sexuality let me just put one pernicious rumor to rest.

    All of his bicycles DO have a saddle!
    None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curb hash
    As for Chipcom's sexuality let me just put one pernicious rumor to rest.

    All of his bicycles DO have a saddle!
    cept the one on the stand at present.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Now that Chip's hat is in the ring, let the trashing begin. I'll start.

    Chipcom is notorious as an openly-practicing homosapien. His family tree includes several thespians. He not only masticates in public, but encourages others to do the same. Can we countenance putting such a . . . such a . . . such a deviate at the helm of our ship of state? Never, I say!

    Actually, I'm with Chip - anyone who wants to be President so badly that they are willing to put up with the crap it takes to get the job, not to mention the crap that goes with the job, ought to be disqualified on the spot. You do get a cool plane, though . . . .
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    A Sith Lord for president...that's brilliant. Maybe one day he can even be EMPORER.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Since I'm not gay I can't run. Shucky darn.

    I'm hurt that anyone would think I'm dumb enough to run for President...what kind of a sucker willingly puts themselves through that kind of pain? I'll not vote for anyone who actually wants to be President and runs for the office...they can't be right in the head!
    Reconsider Chip! I’m sure the gals here in Foo would like to volunteer as your interns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottogo
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    That goes without saying. Chip-n-Dale 2008
    Kinda catchy...now I just gotta find a eunuch named Dale who has a hot, very loose, ole lady.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    That goes without saying. Chip-n-Dale 2008
    Kinda catchy...now I just gotta find a eunuch named Dale who has a hot, very loose, ole lady.
    Sounds like an exotic male dance review!
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    Not gay enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    A Sith Lord for president...that's brilliant. Maybe one day he can even be EMPORER.
    Cheney already pioneered that trail.

    I'd vote for you Chip. I'd expect you'd let me up to visit you at Camp David one time though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air
    I'd do him. I mean vote for him.
    I'd hit it. I mean, I'd vote for him.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    I'd hit it. I mean, I'd vote for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    Cheney already pioneered that trail.

    I'd vote for you Chip. I'd expect you'd let me up to visit you at Camp David one time though.
    Tell ya what, I'll rename it to Camp Zorro, turn it into a Mustang Ranch, and you can be the pimp...err...manager.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Some pols promise a chicken in every pot - I'll promise some pot for every chick!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    hey chippie!
    if you do win, you can change your title to Chancelor Chipcom
    thatjust solls off the tongue better

    seriously though, I'd rather vote for a regular joe over anybody we have currently vieing for the spot, no matter how badlky he treats N_C sometimes

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    Hey, I was gonna appoint him as the Detainee Cycling Coordinator at Guantanamo!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Go ahead and elect him, he is very well qualified as he lets the little head* do all his thinking.


    *Good Luck Thor!!
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    I'd vote for him. Beats the heck out of the knuckleheads that are running now...

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