So last Friday I went out with some old friends I haven't seen in a while and I got pretty wasted. I have a spotty memory of that night, especially between 1:30am to 4am. I seriously magically woke up at Denny's.
Anyway, so last night I got this message from a random person on AIM "Hey you." It was a friend of my friends whom I had just met that night. So we chatted it up about what a great night it was, and the fun we had doing the drunken dials in Denny's.
So then I told her about the drunken texts I sometimes do which don't go over so well because, well, have you ever tried typing drunk? Yeah, same thing happens. I recalled an enigmatic one and showed it to her. The victim was a random person whose number I didn't recognize from that night. I typed it out to her word for word: "Closed, locked, and all al new and new next time me in"
She said "Um, you sent that one to ME. I gave you my number and you gave me your AIM. How else do you think we're chatting right now?"
Wow, so apparently when I'm wasted I tend to give out my AIM name. That's so juvenile! Like, something I totally would've done back in oh, HIGH SCHOOL.
On the other hand, I managed to pick up digits when in a blacked out state.
I have no idea how I managed that. Anyway, go me
Any other stories of drunken accomplishments? REAL accomplishments. Managing to pull down your knickers before pooping doesn't count.