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Old 02-09-07, 06:39 PM   #1
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I amaze even myself sometimes

So last Friday I went out with some old friends I haven't seen in a while and I got pretty wasted. I have a spotty memory of that night, especially between 1:30am to 4am. I seriously magically woke up at Denny's.

Anyway, so last night I got this message from a random person on AIM "Hey you." It was a friend of my friends whom I had just met that night. So we chatted it up about what a great night it was, and the fun we had doing the drunken dials in Denny's.

So then I told her about the drunken texts I sometimes do which don't go over so well because, well, have you ever tried typing drunk? Yeah, same thing happens. I recalled an enigmatic one and showed it to her. The victim was a random person whose number I didn't recognize from that night. I typed it out to her word for word: "Closed, locked, and all al new and new next time me in"

She said "Um, you sent that one to ME. I gave you my number and you gave me your AIM. How else do you think we're chatting right now?"

Wow, so apparently when I'm wasted I tend to give out my AIM name. That's so juvenile! Like, something I totally would've done back in oh, HIGH SCHOOL.

On the other hand, I managed to pick up digits when in a blacked out state.

I have no idea how I managed that. Anyway, go me


Any other stories of drunken accomplishments? REAL accomplishments. Managing to pull down your knickers before pooping doesn't count.
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Old 02-09-07, 06:41 PM   #2
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Old 02-09-07, 06:43 PM   #3
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Crono, how old are you? For some reason I thought you weren't of legal drinking age. Not that it will stop you...............

I don't really drink booze. If I do, I'll get plastered on half a wine cooler...and I'm good and done.
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Old 02-09-07, 06:46 PM   #4
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Old 02-09-07, 06:52 PM   #5
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Ditto

Contrary to popular belief, I believe that's old enough to justify lying about my age.

So if anyone else asks, I'm 19.
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Old 02-09-07, 07:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-09-07, 07:03 PM   #7
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Old 02-09-07, 07:12 PM   #8
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You spring chicken, you.
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Old 02-09-07, 07:15 PM   #9
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So last Friday I went out with some old friends I haven't seen in a while and I got pretty wasted. I have a spotty memory of that night, especially between 1:30am to 4am. I seriously magically woke up at Denny's.

Anyway, so last night I got this message from a random person on AIM "Hey you." It was a friend of my friends whom I had just met that night. So we chatted it up about what a great night it was, and the fun we had doing the drunken dials in Denny's.

So then I told her about the drunken texts I sometimes do which don't go over so well because, well, have you ever tried typing drunk? Yeah, same thing happens. I recalled an enigmatic one and showed it to her. The victim was a random person whose number I didn't recognize from that night. I typed it out to her word for word: "Closed, locked, and all al new and new next time me in"

She said "Um, you sent that one to ME. I gave you my number and you gave me your AIM. How else do you think we're chatting right now?"

Wow, so apparently when I'm wasted I tend to give out my AIM name. That's so juvenile! Like, something I totally would've done back in oh, HIGH SCHOOL.

On the other hand, I managed to pick up digits when in a blacked out state.

I have no idea how I managed that. Anyway, go me


Any other stories of drunken accomplishments? REAL accomplishments. Managing to pull down your knickers before pooping doesn't count.
Good deal .
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Old 02-09-07, 07:22 PM   #10
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Gotcha!
Seriously

Here's another story where I got owned for my age (yes, I'm full of stories)

About a year ago I was at a college party and I was talking to this one girl. It was on a Saturday and she was saying "Man, I'm having lots of fun, but I really should be studying for finals..."
"Finals? What are those? *sarcasm*"
"Oh, you're out of school?"
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the oldest one here..."
"Ooh, I like older guys! So how old are you, like 21?"

Inside I was giddy. She *likes* older guys! *I'm* an older guy! It's a match made in heaven! Honesty prevails! I leaned closer and smiled "I'm twenty-four"

It took her a while to digest what I had just said. "...it was nice meeting you, Derek"

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Well you DO look young........I guess that IS to your advantage, huh?
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Old 02-09-07, 07:27 PM   #12
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I thought he was a wild turkey .
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I got my huntin' gun!!


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So you can shoot?, well i'd rather throw the bullets much more fun to hit someone with by throwing then shooting.
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So you can shoot?, well i'd rather throw the bullets much more fun to hit someone with by throwing then shooting.

Well you know that's not me in the pic, right?
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Actually i thought that was you .
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Actually i thought that was you .

Oh, I'm a tomboy alright. But nope. Not me. Avatars were switched.
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My best was probably drunken passed-out kung-fu. Pissed off dog vs me.

Pissed off dog was the dog at the frat house I partied at....she like attacking me on sight. Normally I wrestle with the dog until it's too tired to fight.

This night, I was on the couch after having practically an entire tray of jello shots.....from what the folks around said, the dog snapped on my hand pretty hard (I had small wounds the next morning), and somehow my foot shot up by my ear and smacked the dog.....dog backed off, cocked it's head to the side, then quietly went back to her chair in the other room.

....from that day on, oddly enough that doggie treated me like a member of the house. No more trying to use me as a chew toy, and would even actually be friendly for a change.

It was a mighty odd drunk achievement....and I wasn't even awake at the time!
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Yes, and according to his profile, his interests are "****, murder, arson, and ****". Very informative...
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Old 02-10-07, 12:09 AM   #23
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Yes, I said **** twice. I like ****.

Don't worry, it's a Mel Brooks reference. If you haven't seen Blazing Saddles before, I highly urge you to.

Serenity, I see you're appalled. Maybe it's because **** is such a harsh word. If you lighten it up a little, maybe it'll seem less offensive. Try a different term, like "surprise sex."

Then again, if you put a "G" in front of "****," it's really nothing but a delicious fruit. Small, round, voluptuous. Some even have nipples. Just looking at some makes me want to **** the crap out of em. Whoops, I meant "have surprise sex."

...okay, I'll stop now
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Don't worry, it's a Mel Brooks reference. If you haven't seen Blazing Saddles before, I highly urge you to.
I have seen in it already. I liked it but found it a bit overrated. Anyway, a movie with Gene Wilder is always worth it.

Thank goodness it's just a quote. As you are a ninja too, it would be very easy for you to fulfill your interests.
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My GF and I threw a few parties last year. Our last one we started drinking before making dinner for 25 people. By the time we started cooking, we were quite drunk and stumbling around the kitchen. We managed to pull off baked ziti, honey baked ham, ceaser salad, garlic bread and some other stuff and everyone loved it.
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