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Old 02-12-07, 07:06 PM   #1
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This is so outrageous, I am left emotionless.

An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
But, she is claiming it is MY child
Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?
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Old 02-12-07, 07:08 PM   #2
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If you never did anything with her, then you have no fear of child support.

Best I can suggest is tell your parents and see what they think.
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What KT said. A simple paternity test will clear you, or the threat of it if she comes after you. Sounds like she thinks more highly of you than whoever the actual father is.
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If she attempts to claim you are the father for support purposes, you will have to take a blood or DNA test. If it wasn't you, no worries.
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Why would she blame it on you? Does she have some psychologial emotional problem perhaps?..and now she's pregnant. Well let's hope this doesnt mess up her life.
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If you're absolutely sure it's not yours, a DNA test would fix everything.

That girl sounds like a crazy biatch...wow!
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Old 02-12-07, 07:10 PM   #8
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Wow that sucks. She's always been one to need attention so I wouldn't even give it to her. Talk to your parents and see if you can get some legal advice.

And uh........

DNA testing usually works.
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Are you suggesting the first conception via the internets?
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Wow that sucks. She's always been one to need attention so I wouldn't even give it to her. Talk to your parents and see if you can get some legal advice.

And uh........

DNA testing usually works.
Or dns, heh.
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Old 02-12-07, 07:17 PM   #11
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Discussion boards are the wrong venue for your problem. Only Maury Povich can settle this.

If you never had sex you don't have much to worry about. Usually this is necessary step. You should talk with your folks, as you should be prepared to establish the fact that you are not the parent if she pushes this point.
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Ehhhhhhhhhhh just tell her you're firing blanks.
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Old 02-12-07, 07:25 PM   #13
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Damn, my friend just gave me the story of her life right now. She has been living and sleeping around with a 40 year old bisexual couple. But the husband crashed and totalled his car, so the family and my ex are moving in with the husband's mother in Texas. She's dropped out of school too...
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But, she is claiming it is MY child


i hear you are anna nicole smith's baby daddy, too.


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your life is filled with drama my dear, you should write a book someday!
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Old 02-12-07, 07:28 PM   #16
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if she is pregnant at all, it is because of the bisexual guy and his wife. Apparently one of the parents who made all this Bull___ possible drove down there to Arkansas to check on her. ANd the house was disgusting. Animal feces literally covered the floor
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Are you certain she IS pregnant? Maybe she's just tryin' to get your attention, in some twisted way. You know, Fatal Attraction style!

Seriously, talk with your folks, and be prepared to take a paternity test. After which, she can try to nail someone else.
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An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
But, she is claiming it is MY child
Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?
Do a blood test, that will either prove you guilty or prove you innocent.
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Tell her you are sterile from riding your bike too much
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An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
But, she is claiming it is MY child
Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?

two words: DNA TEST
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Certainly, she knows a test can verify who is the father. Why make such a baseless claim?
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How do you know she didn't freeze some of your stuff for later use? Anyways, how many months along is she? That might disprove the pregnancy right there.
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The next chapter then would be my final physics project.
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if the dns test is inconclusive, run a traceroute. Since you say the ping never worked in the first place, I think you're safe.








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