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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    This is so outrageous, I am left emotionless.

    An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
    But, she is claiming it is MY child
    Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?
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    If you never did anything with her, then you have no fear of child support.

    Best I can suggest is tell your parents and see what they think.
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    dns test.

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    What KT said. A simple paternity test will clear you, or the threat of it if she comes after you. Sounds like she thinks more highly of you than whoever the actual father is.
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    If she attempts to claim you are the father for support purposes, you will have to take a blood or DNA test. If it wasn't you, no worries.
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    Why would she blame it on you? Does she have some psychologial emotional problem perhaps?..and now she's pregnant. Well let's hope this doesnt mess up her life.

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    If you're absolutely sure it's not yours, a DNA test would fix everything.

    That girl sounds like a crazy biatch...wow!

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    Wow that sucks. She's always been one to need attention so I wouldn't even give it to her. Talk to your parents and see if you can get some legal advice.

    And uh........

    DNA testing usually works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    dns test.
    Are you suggesting the first conception via the internets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Wow that sucks. She's always been one to need attention so I wouldn't even give it to her. Talk to your parents and see if you can get some legal advice.

    And uh........

    DNA testing usually works.
    Or dns, heh.

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    Discussion boards are the wrong venue for your problem. Only Maury Povich can settle this.

    If you never had sex you don't have much to worry about. Usually this is necessary step. You should talk with your folks, as you should be prepared to establish the fact that you are not the parent if she pushes this point.

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    Ehhhhhhhhhhh just tell her you're firing blanks.
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    Damn, my friend just gave me the story of her life right now. She has been living and sleeping around with a 40 year old bisexual couple. But the husband crashed and totalled his car, so the family and my ex are moving in with the husband's mother in Texas. She's dropped out of school too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2
    But, she is claiming it is MY child


    i hear you are anna nicole smith's baby daddy, too.


    you big stud.
    Wow.

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    your life is filled with drama my dear, you should write a book someday!

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    if she is pregnant at all, it is because of the bisexual guy and his wife. Apparently one of the parents who made all this Bull___ possible drove down there to Arkansas to check on her. ANd the house was disgusting. Animal feces literally covered the floor
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    Are you certain she IS pregnant? Maybe she's just tryin' to get your attention, in some twisted way. You know, Fatal Attraction style!

    Seriously, talk with your folks, and be prepared to take a paternity test. After which, she can try to nail someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2
    An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
    But, she is claiming it is MY child
    Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?
    Do a blood test, that will either prove you guilty or prove you innocent.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Tell her you are sterile from riding your bike too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2
    An acquaintance of mine informed me today that my ex girlfriend (we have not been together for almost 4 months) is pregnant. Not a surprise at all.
    But, she is claiming it is MY child
    Well I can confess I am still the innocent virgin. ANd for two, if she was pregnant by me, it would have been evident LONG ago. What should I do? What if she tries to get me to pay child support or something?

    two words: DNA TEST
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    Certainly, she knows a test can verify who is the father. Why make such a baseless claim?
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    How do you know she didn't freeze some of your stuff for later use? Anyways, how many months along is she? That might disprove the pregnancy right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lecterman
    Tell her you are sterile from riding your bike too much
    I hear ya .
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    your life is filled with drama my dear, you should write a book someday!
    The next chapter then would be my final physics project.
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    if the dns test is inconclusive, run a traceroute. Since you say the ping never worked in the first place, I think you're safe.








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