I'm for sale today!
I can (usually) spell very, very well.
Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
Cook wild salmon.
Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
Serenades come easily.
Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!
I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!