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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Another Valentine for hire!

    I'm for sale today!

    Benefits:
    I can (usually) spell very, very well.
    Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
    Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
    Cook wild salmon.
    Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
    Serenades come easily.
    Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
    Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
    I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

    I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    you better make it very clear if you are a dude or a chick pretty quick or else you might be getting some unwanted attention.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Got change for a ten.... cent piece?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lancerob
    You're a dude. Antics like this only work if you are an attractive woman with questionable morals.
    But he's not fussy.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Bet you never had rattie kisses, you feel diferently if you've had

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7M1o0Kl7PNU

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    Hey! This was MY idea.


    Sexy wimmins look here: Who needs a Valentine? Sexy wimmins only.
    Wow.

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    Maybe you guys can be each other's Valentines!

    Be sure to put candy hearts in the envelopes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah
    Maybe you guys can be each other's Valentines!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lancerob
    You're a dude. Antics like this only work if you are an attractive woman with questionable morals.
    Let me grab my wig...

    And rattie kisses are good by me!

    Stacey, for a ten center, I have a nickle and four pennies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Hey Waaiiiiiiiiiit a minute. You said you'd do that for me for free!! Oh that's messed up
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre
    I'm for sale today!

    Benefits:
    I can (usually) spell very, very well.
    Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
    Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
    Cook wild salmon.
    Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
    Serenades come easily.
    Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
    Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
    I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

    I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!

    Good deal, but i am not interested .
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre
    Let me grab my wig...

    And rattie kisses are good by me!

    Stacey, for a ten center, I have a nickle and four pennies.
    Dood, you drive a hard bargian, but what the hell

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    Hot freaky sex, here! Got some hot freaky sex for sale! Half-priced for tonight only! Hot freaky sex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Hot freaky sex, here! Got some hot freaky sex for sale! Half-priced for tonight only! Hot freaky sex!
    Who did you steal it from and where did you stash the body?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Danno. Boiler room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre
    I'm for sale today!

    Benefits:
    I can (usually) spell very, very well.
    Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
    Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
    Cook wild salmon.
    Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
    Serenades come easily.
    Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
    Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
    I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

    I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!
    You do not list the price, good sir.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Maybe it's negotiable.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    You do not list the price, good sir.
    Dear lady, please see post #11.

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Maybe it's negotiable.
    I have a...sliding scale...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre
    I have a...sliding scale...
    How compassionate of you.

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    How compassionate of you.
    What? You don't want to slide on my scale?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I'll take you on big boy.
    I'm not gay, but i'mm willing to compromise for you.
    you know what they say, once you go "fat" you never go back.
    And I put the "Clyde" in clydesdale!!!

    Now come here and give me that foot rub!! My corns are killing me.

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