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    Senior Member Crono's Avatar
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    Stirring up drama in the office

    Here's how an IM/email conversation just went. I'm so bad...

    IM|coworker: Do you happen to know this information?
    IM|Me: No, ask Dan, he would know more.
    coworker: okay

    email|coworker > Dan : Dear Daniel, do you know this information?

    IM|Me: BAD MOVE! You called him Daniel, now you'll never get that information. He HATES that name.
    IM|coworker: QUICK! Tell me how to fix it.
    IM|Me: He likes being called "Dan The Man"

    email|coworker > Dan: I meant, of course, to address the previous message to "Dan The Man"

    IM|coworker: How's that?
    IM|Me: PERFECT


    FYI Dan /HATES/ being called "Dan The Man"

    LOL, this should be good.

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    Dances With Cars TRaffic Jammer's Avatar
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    you're a bad man...

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    Wow that is JACKED up. I like it! <evil grin>
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    You're so bad......


    GOOD MOVE BUD!!!
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    You are EVIIIIIIIL
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Popcorn's makin.

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    This is why I use profanity laden nicknames when ever I address anyone at work.

    Hey "Fargin Bastage" have you seen my stapler?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    This is why I use profanity laden nicknames when ever I address anyone at work.

    Hey "Fargin Bastage" have you seen my stapler?
    Be sure to use that in email too, so they have a permanent record of your joke.
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Bad part to my plan is I basically office by myself. There is one other person in this office, but he is gone about half the time, and he is my boss. He taught me the profanity laden nickname technique.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    my boss...He taught me the profanity laden nickname technique.
    Like fogging icehole, another Focker, some beach, dirty sock-cooker, or (reverse) tarred bass?
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    Give a Liberal a thought and he'll repeat it mindlessly all day. Teach a Liberal to think for himself and he'll vote Republican for the rest of his life.

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    another way....call everyone "bob" (no matter what their real name is)


    or, find a "bob" in your office and ask him if he spells it backwards...................or, ask him, "how do you spell your name bob? with 1 "o" or 2?"
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    When I want people to quit buggin' me I just say this:

    I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    Give someone a callsheet advising they missed a call during their lunchbreak. On the call sheet have the message and phone number "Please, call Mr. Lyon at (xxx) xxx-xxxx. It is extremely urgent!"

    (xxx) xxx-xxxx = The phone number to the local zoo!
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    We had a guy in the service dept. of a boat dealership I worked at who would leave notes on peoples desks asking them to call Mr. Smith at XXX-XXXX. He would use 911 as the first three numbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    the actual el guapo atomship47's Avatar
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    i used to call my buddy at his law firm, if the office admin answered, i'd ask for mr. peter guzzinia
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    or...mr. howie feldtersnach
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    the actual el guapo atomship47's Avatar
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    or mr. richard hertz.....
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    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I. P. Daily

    Or that Mexi-Asian guy... Juan Heung Lo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    I. P. Daily

    Or that Mexi-Asian guy... Juan Heung Lo
    Yeah, and next you're gonna be telling me you went out for Chinese and ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    and that short mexican girl....what is her name??? consuelo
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis
    Yeah, and next you're gonna be telling me you went out for Chinese and ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
    No, the Jimmy Carter Special... Sum Dum **** w/ Peanuts.

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    "Why yes, I would like to have Sum Dum Chik, and some Milf Rangoon."
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    haha! this is too cute, why in the world would someone refer to someone they dont even know as "dan the man!" too funny!

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    I like to put everyone's mail into someone elses mail box. It's mayhem!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    haha! this is too cute, why in the world would someone refer to someone they dont even know as "dan the man!" too funny!

    Daaaan,

    Dan!

    Daaaan the maaaaaan!

    The daaaanster!

    The danarama!

    Daaaaaaaaannnnn. . . .
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    A: FISH!

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