Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
I have two boys so the answer is an emphatic yes. Part of both of their learning experiences seemed to involve delving into all my cranial openings.
Yes....I was seeing a rather odd woman at the time....if she saw a ******, she would not accept any action other than to submit and let her extract it. She also had a thing about pimples...
Cute as a button, just had some rather out there quirks.
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Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.
I see men doing this everyday while driving.
I see men stickin' all kinds of things in their ears. I mean, what's up with that? Pencils, car keys, wooden matches....
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose...
Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.
Only when there's no other snacks close at hand
No, but someone once asked me if I was going to the movie. I looked rather perplexed and asked what he meant. He replied, "Well you're pickin' your seat."
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This is the message we have heard from Him and announce to you, that God is Light, and in Him there is no darkness at all. — 1 John 1:5
I perfer to call it "mining".
and my little boy shoves his fingers up my nose any darned chance he gets.
I had a girlfriend at one point whose nose I would stick my finger in because she used to be freaked about anyone touching her nose. She eventually got over it and let me, and well, I didn't really want to have my finger in there, so it just freaked me out in return. She was a keeper, too bad she didn't want to be kept!!
It was probably the whole "finger in the nose" thing that turned her off man.Originally Posted by SkyeC
Nah, I got the nice guy speech from that one. I shoulda slapped her around more.Originally Posted by CrosseyedCrickt
Or let you fingernails grow.Originally Posted by SkyeC
my brain is picked regularly
I love to share, however lately
it has been taxing to the point
I want to put up one of those
take a number tag machines
( without a role of numbers in it )
May you find the joy and peace you long for.
Life is a journey ... NOT a guided tour.
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Bummah! ((hug))Originally Posted by TRACKMAN
Stand-back i am a professional noise picker, i know what i am doing .Originally Posted by SaabFan
Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.