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    Women.

    "Women are like muffins, once you've had one you'll do anything in your power to have another muffin."

    Discuss. Is this statement true or false?

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    Depends on how good the first muffin was. I had a damn good one and wouldn't settle for anything less.

    My friends had average ones, they decided to start hitting up any muffin that came across their plate.

    Its all about perspective. I still like muffins, i am just much pickier than them

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    So your first was like a chocolate chocolate chip muffin? Oooh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    "Women are like muffins, once you've had one you'll do anything in your power to have another muffin."

    Discuss. Is this statement true or false?
    omg... we are like muffins????

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    What about muffin tops

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    women....


    can't live with 'em......can't shoot 'em
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    women... they taste funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    women... they taste funny...
    I was expecting more than that from you danno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47
    women....


    can't live with 'em......can't shoot 'em
    .....can't say anything civil about them in a public discussion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    omg... we are like muffins????
    In a good way Karen, in a good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    In a good way Karen, in a good way.
    Yeah, they're like the muffin variety-pack you get at Costco... one's blueberry, next up is chocolate-chip... yummy.... just stay away from the banana-nuts

    Then now you eat them is so delightful... you toast 'em up slowly so they're nice and hot all the way to the insides... you peel off their wrapper gently and slide it off... crack 'em open and slather globs of butter all over before devouring.... yummm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    In a good way Karen, in a good way.
    im sorry... woman are like muffins and woman taste funny.
    not sure what kind of woman you guys hang around with

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    im sorry... woman are like muffins and woman taste funny.
    not sure what kind of woman you guys hang around with
    Depends on what kind you have. Marie Calenders has these crazy good muffins with tons of icing on top. Those are like an orgasm in my mouth. But then there's crappy muffins like poppy seed muffins, those taste funny. Get what I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    im sorry... woman are like muffins and woman taste funny.
    not sure what kind of woman you guys hang around with
    You must be eating the wrong muffin, because I beg to differ

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Yeah, they're like the muffin variety-pack you get at Costco... one's blueberry, next up is chocolate-chip... yummy.... just stay away from the banana-nuts

    Then now you eat them is so delightful... you toast 'em up slowly so they're nice and hot all the way to the insides... you peel off their wrapper gently and slide it off... crack 'em open and slather globs of butter all over before devouring.... yummm...
    So there's a method to eating muffins? Hmmm. Interesting. Does the method affect how good the muffin is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    You must be eating the wrong muffin, because I beg to differ
    i didnt say woman taste funny! danno said that i was laughing at both statements!
    and I dont eat muffins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    So there's a method to eating muffins? Hmmm. Interesting. Does the method affect how good the muffin is?
    omg this is getting so bad, im out of here, i must have been born yesterday ! I really didnt see that one coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    and I dont eat muffins
    Never say never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Never say never.
    muffins is not my thing, I like very hard candy type things

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    eating>muffins>women. o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ123
    eating>muffins>women. o.o
    Ej....

    Nevermind.

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    Women. Can't live with em, can't shoot em.



    (If there are any militant feminists out there please don't take the above comment too seriously)
    Bring back the Sig Test!


    (\__/)
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    Some of my neighbors might disagree. They like being friends with muffins but prefer "hard candy type things" as BDG said, if you get my drift.
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    "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
    -Homer Simpson
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    I can't believe we are comparing women to muffins!!!
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