It took a while but I finally made it, 5,000 posts. What upsets me the most about this is that my 5,000th post was completely out of character. It was actually somewhat inforative. Not my intention at all. Because of this I did a search of all of my past posts. I found that I had 17 informative posts and 4,883 useless posts. Pretty good ratio if you ask me.
What's bad is that the 5,000 doesn't count foo.