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    *What is this called?*

    *Goes outside, milks the chickens*

    *Looks at self in mirror and sees cocaine mustache*

    *crawls under table and looks up grandma's skirt*

    At least one fooster on here does this in about every post. What is the TERM for these strange asterisked statements? Why are they needed?

    *sips orange juice*

    Why don't you use them?

    *puts lighter fluid away, watches flames burn*

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    Merton-ism's?

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    I don't know what you're talkin' about, baybuh. <serious Vega look>

    Anyone know what he's talkin' about? <lookin' around the room, sippin' coffee>

    Yawwwwnnnn! <blowin' breath into hand, sniffing cautiously>

    Egad.

    <slinkin' off to bathroom for mouthwash>

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    I think *xxx* serves the same purpose as xxx.

    Now let's get back to *crawls under table and looks up grandma's skirt*
    My bikes: 2001 Litespeed Tuscany---2015 Cannondale Supersix EVO carbon

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    *Action*
    Ten tenths.

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    Stage directions

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    Stage Directions are in ().
    Ten tenths.

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    *scratch head*
    what the heck is wrong with portis today?
    *goes outside and milks the chicken* ( didnt know you could actually do that)
    *comes back in and offers portis a glass of chicken milk*

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    D00d, wtf?
    Ten tenths.

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    omg!!!! my new lap top is f'ed up!
    let me fix that!

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    *slurp*

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    Chicken milk is good. Less fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    omg!!!! my new lap top is f'ed up!
    let me fix that!
    Indeed... *Rests head on hand, ponderously*
    Ten tenths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaTugger
    Indeed... *Rests head on hand, ponderously*

    sorry,
    didnt mean to post 30 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Chicken milk is good. Less fat.
    portis, nice eyes you got there my dear!
    when do we ever get to see the whole face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    portis, nice eyes you got there my dear!
    when do we ever get to see the whole face?
    When it warms up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    When it warms up.
    I see, this is going to be like a strip tease? every month approaching summer you'll take one layer off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    I see, this is going to be like a strip tease? every month approaching summer you'll take one layer off?
    Pretty much. By July I'll be down to my speedo again.

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    Hey Portis

    *raises hand and waves*

    can I have a glass of white meat, extra crispy chicken milk?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    a cheesy implementation of the /me command in irc for HTML boards

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