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Old 02-18-07, 09:54 AM   #1
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*What is this called?*

*Goes outside, milks the chickens*

*Looks at self in mirror and sees cocaine mustache*

*crawls under table and looks up grandma's skirt*

At least one fooster on here does this in about every post. What is the TERM for these strange asterisked statements? Why are they needed?

*sips orange juice*

Why don't you use them?

*puts lighter fluid away, watches flames burn*
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Old 02-18-07, 09:59 AM   #2
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Merton-ism's?
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Old 02-18-07, 10:07 AM   #3
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I don't know what you're talkin' about, baybuh. <serious Vega look>

Anyone know what he's talkin' about? <lookin' around the room, sippin' coffee>

Yawwwwnnnn! <blowin' breath into hand, sniffing cautiously>

Egad.

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Old 02-18-07, 12:18 PM   #4
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I think *xxx* serves the same purpose as xxx.

Now let's get back to *crawls under table and looks up grandma's skirt*
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Old 02-18-07, 12:26 PM   #5
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Old 02-18-07, 12:30 PM   #6
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Old 02-18-07, 12:31 PM   #7
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Old 02-18-07, 01:32 PM   #8
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*scratch head*
what the heck is wrong with portis today?
*goes outside and milks the chicken* ( didnt know you could actually do that)
*comes back in and offers portis a glass of chicken milk*
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Old 02-18-07, 01:34 PM   #9
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D00d, wtf?
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Old 02-18-07, 01:38 PM   #10
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omg!!!! my new lap top is f'ed up!
let me fix that!
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Old 02-18-07, 01:39 PM   #11
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Old 02-18-07, 01:40 PM   #12
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Chicken milk is good. Less fat.
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Old 02-18-07, 01:40 PM   #13
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omg!!!! my new lap top is f'ed up!
let me fix that!
Indeed... *Rests head on hand, ponderously*
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Old 02-18-07, 01:55 PM   #14
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Indeed... *Rests head on hand, ponderously*

sorry,
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Old 02-18-07, 01:56 PM   #15
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Chicken milk is good. Less fat.
portis, nice eyes you got there my dear!
when do we ever get to see the whole face?
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Old 02-18-07, 01:57 PM   #16
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portis, nice eyes you got there my dear!
when do we ever get to see the whole face?
When it warms up.
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Old 02-18-07, 01:59 PM   #17
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When it warms up.
I see, this is going to be like a strip tease? every month approaching summer you'll take one layer off?
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Old 02-18-07, 02:01 PM   #18
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I see, this is going to be like a strip tease? every month approaching summer you'll take one layer off?
Pretty much. By July I'll be down to my speedo again.
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Hey Portis

*raises hand and waves*

can I have a glass of white meat, extra crispy chicken milk?
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