I dont know why...but I hate BARNEY!!! (I used to like em during a kid) I wonder why I hate barney again???
"oooohhh!.....what smells like rotten tomatoes, basil and overcooked pasta!??"
Just Do It..
Does he really only have one left?Originally Posted by formula4
In search of what to search for.
I may be second, but I have better teeth...
Uh oh, I'm losing the trackstand...
"Curse you, open brake lever!!!"
"First one up the hill gets to trade in their roadie for a mountain bike!"
Wha!...I thought he retired?
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
"I thought the Disco boys ate better than that."
"I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney
Note on buttocks: "If you can read this, you're too close!"
[followed by incredible acceleration]
[Edit: You roadies know what I mean. You MTB'ers, check this to understand the acceleration comment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHJErrp4eOw ]
"Why can't Lance just come to my office like all my other colonoscopy patients?"Originally Posted by formula4
"I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman
"EPO just kicked in, yo"
Originally Posted by TechKnowGN