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    I Am A Stripper

    Yep, I am a stripper!!!! Been riding the trainer alot and started playing with the fit on my Falcon. Angled the seat up and moved it aft. Decided the bars needed to be move down a bit. As I am as snugging the clamp bolt down, I feel that wonderful sensation we all love so much. You know the one, tight, tight, suddenly loose!!!! DANG! Completely stripped that motha!!! Gonna go hit the C&V forum looking for a stem.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Just Do It..

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    what are you laughing at?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Sorry for your loss (is that better?)

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    you're the cutest stripper.

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    Might check Sheldon Browne's site, too. ((hugs)) Oh, the price of owning a vintage bike.

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    Much, thanks. Debating whether to unwrap bars and remove levers or hang the Falcon up and mount the Trek in the trainer.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    if you womens will just tuck some dollars in my riding shorts, I can afford a new stem. I said WOMENS! You mens just leave your money in that can over there.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I was expecting something like "the back side of my shorts ripped open while riding today" or " I just installed a gold anodized seatpost on my bike".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Yep, I am a stripper!!!! Been riding the trainer alot and started playing with the fit on my Falcon. Angled the seat up and moved it aft. Decided the bars needed to be move down a bit. As I am as snugging the clamp bolt down, I feel that wonderful sensation we all love so much. You know the one, tight, tight, suddenly loose!!!! DANG! Completely stripped that motha!!! Gonna go hit the C&V forum looking for a stem.

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    Just got back from Cuda's place with my new stem and some anatomic bars that don't quite fit. Already have new stem and old bars back on bike, levers on bars and getting ready to ride the trainer. Thanks Cuda and Lotek!!!!!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    While both of those things may be true or may have even happened to me, no gold stem and no busted shorts today, yet.

    Though on a related note, my wife took our five year old shopping for pants, and in true mom fashion, had him drop trou in the store aisle today to try on a pair of pants. He forget to tell her he was going commando today. Thats my boy!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    How 'bout that. I've done some stripping in my day too. Generally in a sandblasting booth though... but that still counts, doesn't it?

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    You know it does, stripping is stripping in my book. And after just spending 30 minutes on the trainer with the new stem, I think I like it better. Had to go from 110 mm to 100 mm but beggars can't be choosers.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    While both of those things may be true or may have even happened to me, no gold stem and no busted shorts today, yet.

    Though on a related note, my wife took our five year old shopping for pants, and in true mom fashion, had him drop trou in the store aisle today to try on a pair of pants. He forget to tell her he was going commando today. Thats my boy!
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    ??? I don't get it.

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    Jshar, this made the news

    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Okay, that was HILARIOUS. I am sitting in my office/bar laughing my arse off. Thanks for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smashy
    Jshar, this made the news

    petes news story was funnier

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    petes news story was funnier
    linkie please for the in the dark texan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Put it this way. It was so good, its gone now. Dang mods...........




    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    linkie please for the in the dark texan.
    it was very quickly removed by a mod.

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    Nyah nyah. I said it first pizza man! You're too slow with the enter button.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    im just too slow in general

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