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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I won, I WON!!!!

    But I never even entered. How bizzare?!?!


    CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON!!!.

    REF: DRF/933221523/542
    BATCH: 21/532/8YPK/NL

    Dear Winner,

    Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online
    Sweepstakes organized by the Sponsor Bingo Lotterij International NL, the
    Slidecircuir award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the
    foundation for the promotion of software products,
    (F.P.S.), held on the 19th of february, 2007, in Amsterdam The Netherlands,
    wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the online winning
    email in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000
    Dollars (One million Dollars only),
    We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact
    the
    processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more
    information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of
    the above prize to you.
    It is important to note that your award information was released today the
    20th of february 2007 with thefollowing particulars attached to it.

    (I) Award numbers: TL 22/23149
    (ii) Email ticket number: TK390/12/67
    (iii) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:KG/1960/30/16
    Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days to
    facilitate the release of your prize, You are required to mention the above
    particulars of your award in every correspondence addressed to the
    processing agents.

    ----------------------------------------------------
    CONTACT NAME: MR. JAN VAN KOK.
    CITY/ COUNTRY: Zwolle, THE Netherlands.
    TEL:0031-630-010-727.
    EMAIL:sponsorlott26@netscape.net
    ----------------------------------------------------

    The Sponsor Bingo Lotterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software
    promotion companies.The Intel Group,Toshiba, Dell Computers, Microsoftand
    other international companies.The Sponsor Bingo Lotterij
    Internet draw is held periodically and is so
    organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy
    worldwide.We are proud to say that over 20 Million Dollars are won annually
    in more
    than 150 countries worldwide.Remember, all winning must be claimed not later
    than 10th of March, 2007.Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays
    and complications,remember to quote your reference number and batch number
    in all correspondence.
    Once again on behalf of all our staff,
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Sincerely,

    Mrs.Susan Hof.

    Promotions Coordinator




    Shall I play along and post correspondence?

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    To officially enter, please press your delete button. Thank you.

    It ain't worth playing along dear, you may 'attract' much more that a cash award.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    No...don't even play along. I know it seems like fun...but those dudes are criminals and could be dangerous.

    Just take their email address used to send it to you and sign up for every porn "pic of the day" newsletter you can find.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    CONTACT NAME: MR. JAN VAN KOK.
    Classy.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by iNewton
    Classy.
    Maybe Jock Von Kok would have been better.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    [I]CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON!!!.

    REF: DRF/933221523/542
    BATCH: 21/532/8YPK/NL
    i don't know guys, it looks legit to me. i mean, they have a reference number AND a batch number. you can't just make those up.

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    If you decide to play along, you should try to get them to send you a picture of themselves for the 419 Eater Trophy Room:

    http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

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    CONGRATULATIONS!! You are RICH!!! You can buy more smilies!!

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    Lucky bastard. I never win anything.
    My Current Bikes:

    • 1993 Giant Kronos
    • 1974 Zeus (in restoration)
    • Cruzbike Silvio

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    Quote Originally Posted by sizzam
    If you decide to play along, you should try to get them to send you a picture of themselves for the 419 Eater Trophy Room:

    http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
    That site is great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    That site is great!
    Ever seen ebola monkey man?

    http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bgurl
    Bust a cap in they ass!
    Fo shiz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    To officially enter, please press your delete button. Thank you.

    It ain't worth playing along dear, you may 'attract' much more that a cash award.
    +1 dont go for it.
    sign here so we can do stuff to your stuff...

    myspace
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    hmmm, I received letter from Publishers Sweepstakes last week. I won FOUR (4) consolation prizes.
    four checks for $400.oo USD here was the catch, only good toward purchase of :

    1. a 386 Dell laptop $ 879.oo
    2. luggage $ 950.oo
    3. two cheesy gold plated watches $749.oo
    4. Dell Optiplex 1.3 GHZ system only ( no monitor) $975.oo
    5. Digital CamCorder $850.oo

    Priceless...lol
    May you find the joy and peace you long for.
    Life is a journey ... NOT a guided tour.
    .......__O
    .......\<,
    ....( )/ ( )...

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    On the other hand, you really did win this:



    Or at least, you win the purple water bottle cage!



    Oh sorry, this is related to bikes, isn't it? Perhaps the mods won't notice .

    East Hill
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    TRY EMPATHY & HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART, PERHAPS I'LL SEE YOU ON THE ROAD...

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    It's foo, no one will tell.

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    These are the two guys who manage the sweepstakes payout...




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    Yeah!!! I just won too!!!!!! The job of a lifetime.
    ---------------------------------------


    Dear Representative,
    I welcome you back from the christmas and new year holiday. Well, I am
    Dr Zhao Chun [Mrs] the Employment Manager of Anyang Stariver Cereals,
    Oils & Foodstuffs Co., Ltd that is established by Neihuang Stariver
    Edible Oil Plant & ANYANG FENGYU TRADING CO.,LTD.One of the largest
    peanut producing areas in China. With a mild climate, our peanuts are
    grown in the sandy soil far from the industrial pollution and aflatoxin
    contamination.
    We endeavor to establish a total relationship with the local peanut grower
    and an intense partnership with its customers. We are playing a leadership
    role in agri business, linking R & D efforts, input supply, farmer
    education and farm exte nsion services. This results in assured quality of
    raw material and quality processing of output with a reliable market
    structure.
    As a plan to the success of this developmental drive,we require the
    service of a qualified person t o represent the company as a Customer
    Relationship Representative Officer whose duty will include the following:
    The duties of the successful applicant includes the following:

    1 -Collecting payment on behalf of the Company from customers.
    2 -Receiving ORDER from Customers and notifying the company for
    onward delivery.
    3 -Helping to keep a good customer relationship between the
    Company and the customers.
    4 & nbsp; -Any other duties as may be proscribed by the Company
    5 -Giving and collecting iof information to customers from the
    company and feed back from customers to the company.

    Any suitable or quali fied person should send a written application using
    the format below:

    Names:
    Age:
    Gender:
    Contact Addressvery Important)
    Means Of Identification Attachedvery important)
    Telephone:
    Fax:
    Company/Position Held
    Country of Residence:
    Renumeration is 10% of every after sales payment collected from customers
    on behalf of the Company.
    Note that this Advertisement closes two weeks from the date of
    publication.Please if you are interested in this offer, send your response
    to our staff below:

    Head Media/Human Resource Department
    Name:Mr Khian Lee Chow
    Email: recruit_dept01@yahoo.com.cn

    Thanks for your time, which we appreciate. We look forward to hearing
    from you soon.
    Yours in Health And Wealth
    Dr Zhao Chun [mrs]
    Employment Manager
    Anyang Stariver Cereals, Oils & Foodstuffs Co., Ltd
    Rm.912,9/F,Tobacco Mansion,No.5 Hongqi
    Road, Anyang,Henan,P.R. China
    WE WORK FOR PEANUT AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT!!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    hmm, what if you print it and show to the police to confirm if its real? or maybe you could find out if the company really exist and they really have 1mill++ in their savings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    But I never even entered. How bizzare?!?!


    CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON!!!.

    REF: DRF/933221523/542
    BATCH: 21/532/8YPK/NL

    Dear Winner,

    Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online
    Sweepstakes organized by the Sponsor Bingo Lotterij International NL, the
    Slidecircuir award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the
    foundation for the promotion of software products,
    (F.P.S.), held on the 19th of february, 2007, in Amsterdam The Netherlands,
    wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the online winning
    email in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000
    Dollars (One million Dollars only),
    We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact
    the
    processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more
    information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of
    the above prize to you.
    It is important to note that your award information was released today the
    20th of february 2007 with thefollowing particulars attached to it.

    (I) Award numbers: TL 22/23149
    (ii) Email ticket number: TK390/12/67
    (iii) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:KG/1960/30/16
    Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days to
    facilitate the release of your prize, You are required to mention the above
    particulars of your award in every correspondence addressed to the
    processing agents.

    ----------------------------------------------------
    CONTACT NAME: MR. JAN VAN KOK.
    CITY/ COUNTRY: Zwolle, THE Netherlands.
    TEL:0031-630-010-727.
    EMAIL:sponsorlott26@netscape.net
    ----------------------------------------------------

    The Sponsor Bingo Lotterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software
    promotion companies.The Intel Group,Toshiba, Dell Computers, Microsoftand
    other international companies.The Sponsor Bingo Lotterij
    Internet draw is held periodically and is so
    organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy
    worldwide.We are proud to say that over 20 Million Dollars are won annually
    in more
    than 150 countries worldwide.Remember, all winning must be claimed not later
    than 10th of March, 2007.Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays
    and complications,remember to quote your reference number and batch number
    in all correspondence.
    Once again on behalf of all our staff,
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Sincerely,

    Mrs.Susan Hof.

    Promotions Coordinator




    Shall I play along and post correspondence?

    No they will make you buy stupid stuff.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    truthisntalwayswanttohear jacob's Avatar
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    Stacey asks, "Shall I play along and post correspondence?"
    If you want to, go ahead.
    I find your rodentum intriguing. Lagomorphs were eaten by Middle Earth characters; hopefully we can all follow their example someday(sooner than later). Well, I had better practice what I preach. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

    Jacob Vickery
    "Always continue with an attack you have begun." - Manfred von Richthofen
    "Mysteries are not necessarily miracles." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    "Back then, a half-a-century ago, the situation was totally different. Economically, we were practically on our knees, and politically, we were still excluded from the community of nations. Today, in this respect, we have a totally different and much more stable basis." - Franz Beckenbauer

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    Dear Dalia Frumpiwicz Cromulentian,

    It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance on the Ides of March, the week after your wedding anniversary to the managing director of Recrolectwet Proija, a Czech biotech powerhouse. Please return the following notary public's cash deposit to Western Union by tomorrow and you will have engaged in the trip of a lifetime to a northern recess of Liechtenstein. If at all you feel uneasy, please remember that our people will provide all that is necessary for your pure enjoyment of right whale meat in our chartered Lotus. Best wishes,

    Yurislavuiyeil Haie, CFO, senior VP
    lawn fertilizer and pesticide
    (grasshopper propagation) antagonist
    "Always continue with an attack you have begun." - Manfred von Richthofen
    "Mysteries are not necessarily miracles." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    "Back then, a half-a-century ago, the situation was totally different. Economically, we were practically on our knees, and politically, we were still excluded from the community of nations. Today, in this respect, we have a totally different and much more stable basis." - Franz Beckenbauer

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacob
    I find your rodentum intriguing.

    Lagomorphs were eaten by Middle Earth characters; hopefully we can all follow their example someday(sooner than later). Well, I had better practice what I preach. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

    Jacob Vickery
    Thank you.

    Now what the hell are you talking about? In English son, not that blasted Hobbitspeak!

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    lagomorphs are the biological classification which includes (most notably) rabbits.

    on their way to Mordor, Frodo and Sam ate a rabbit.

    [As a side note, one time, when I lived in the country, I tried to trap a rabbit and failed.]

    Here is a hint for one who possesses a little cleverness: the Easter bunny is a rabbit.
    It would be nice, perhaps, to explain, but I am a Roman Catholic and do not want to be accused of blasphemy, at least not by some of the "heathen" forum mavens around here.
    I hope you understand, Stacey.

    Say the following prayer and this may increase your "spirituality:"

    HELL Mary, pool of Mace, a sword should cut thee. I guessed that people (wow) would consume your innards, and blessed is the fruit of that tomb, Jesus. Not only in theory, you bother God: prey for us to be winners, at your expense. Hopefully you will have nothing to do with the hour of our death. Amen.

    Jacob Vickery
    "Always continue with an attack you have begun." - Manfred von Richthofen
    "Mysteries are not necessarily miracles." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    "Back then, a half-a-century ago, the situation was totally different. Economically, we were practically on our knees, and politically, we were still excluded from the community of nations. Today, in this respect, we have a totally different and much more stable basis." - Franz Beckenbauer

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I understand completely... You ate the brown acid.

    Two diametricaly opposed schools of humor I guess. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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