Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.
"Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"
"Mental note to self: tomorrow, more Butt'r. LOTS more Butt'r!"
"i think i just took a thick crap in my pants. or the guy in front of me did.
smell will wake you up man"
2002 cannondale r400, 2006 kona smoke, 2005 scott speedster s30
"Bwawhwhahwhahwaewa!!!" "I'm from the movie Gremlins, feed me!!!"
"Men love me, ladies fear me. Or is it the other way around?"
"And now, watch as Navigator's Insurance's sponsored rider summons up the power of the Green Goblin."
"Yes, John, Willem Dafoe was certainly an inspiration for this rider's style."
"Indeed. I just hope he didn't bring any flash grenades this time."
I gotta get me some of that arse.
Damn It, it looked good in the mirror. Gotta get Armstrong to teach me "the look" again.Originally Posted by RacerMike
I will beat you, Ricky Bobby!
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
D@mn mechanic forgot to mount my saddle......again!Originally Posted by RacerMike
on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.
. “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!"
"Wow! I coulda had a V-8."
Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
"I'm sooo telling the coach that d*** domestique wouldn't lego of my ego!".
"Ass, it's whats for dinner"
Beans Beans make you fart, the more you eat the more you fart.
"Navigator rider xxx, showing why he was voted president of the international Beaker Fan Club."
Did we just get dropped by a GMC Denali? Damn!!
"Imma a bad mama jama
Just as fine as I can be, hey
Imma bad mama jama
Just as fine as I can be"
Would you like a dream with that?
"These damn glasses keep falling off if I don't scrunch up my nose."
Originally Posted by The Figment
"Damnit, this is all Bush's fault."
"I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney