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Old 02-22-07, 07:51 AM   #1
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Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.

"Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

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What the hell is that smell? It's actually my upper lip, isn't it? *sniff*
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Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.

"Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

Damn It, it looked good in the mirror. Gotta get Armstrong to teach me "the look" again.
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Old 02-22-07, 08:56 AM   #10
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"Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

"Blue Steel" my arse! Derek Zoolander has got nothing on me!
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Old 02-22-07, 08:58 AM   #12
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D@mn mechanic forgot to mount my saddle......again!
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