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    Caption this

    Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.

    "Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RacerMike
    Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.

    "Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

    Damn It, it looked good in the mirror. Gotta get Armstrong to teach me "the look" again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RacerMike
    Brought this over from the Road Race forum. I'll start.

    "Damn Slipstream, lay off the Chipotle before the ride!"

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Figment
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