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    All in good fun

    For all of you that have so much disrespect for hospitals and doctors, you can get a form for "Do Not Resuscitate" orders and give it to your minister or whoever provides you with spiritual guidance, and a copy to your spouse or family. Because when you get hit by a car while riding your bike, or end up with appendicitis, or any of the other countless things that can happen to you in life, you'll want something on record concerning your wishes. Even though hospitals have the legal and moral obligation to care for the sick and injured, a person can still object to medical treatment later and be discharged "Against Medical Advice." (But in cases of reversible circumstances--like appendicitis--a hospital has the right to get courts involved, because the hospital has the moral responsibility to provide care.)

    So if a person is ignorant enough to show disrespect, even contempt, for something they know relatively nothing about, they still have the oppurtunity to ail in misery and pain and do nothing to help themselves, dying in a pointless way. They still have the oppurtunity to come here to Bike Forums and ask for advice about what to do with the bone sticking out of their skin or what they should do with their mother that had a bad headache and went unconscious. Along with the brilliant rhetoric, there's so much good advice here in BF, and you get a lot of good humor to go with it. Hey! You could crack jokes about the bone sticking out of your skin and say something like "Best ***** I've had in a long time!" And somebody with a better sense of humor than me can think of something good to say about the unconscious person laying on the floor.

    But it's all in good fun, ain't it?

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    Yep, I'm having lots of fun!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Me too I'm always having fun or at least trying
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    oh now I see what this thread is about.

    I'm keeping a close eye on this one!!
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    *Tee Hee!* I bet it will be fun!!
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    Somebody needs a hug!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    *Tee Hee!* I bet it will be fun!!
    Naa, I'm thinking it's a good time to test the age old question, what if somebody threw a war, but nobody came? You guys can tear it up if you want, but my momma taught me not to pick on the 'special' folks.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    oh now I see what this thread is about.
    Please fill me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Please fill me in.
    Check pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Naa, I'm thinking it's a good time to test the age old question, what if somebody threw a war, but nobody came? You guys can tear it up if you want, but my momma taught me not to pick on the 'special' folks.

    War?? War?? You know us, we're nothing but a bunch of peace lovin' hippies!! No hate, none at all. Happy happy joy joy!! And all this without drugs.

    And about the "special folks"....you mean like Britney Spears special or short yellow bus special?
    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 02-22-07 at 11:18 AM.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Please fill me in.

    Ahhhhhhhh but pay close attention, grasshopper.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    War?? War?? You know us, we're nothing but a bunch of peace lovin' hippies!! No hate, none at all. Happy happy joy joy!! And all this without drugs. WHOA!! Look at all the stars on this thread!!!

    And about the "special folks"....you mean like Britney Spears special or short yellow bus special?
    WAIT did you say no DRUGS??? Crap, crap, crap, let me go put this one out!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    War?? War?? You know us, we're nothing but a bunch of peace lovin' hippies!! No hate, none at all. Happy happy joy joy!! And all this without drugs.

    And about the "special folks"....you mean like Britney Spears special or short yellow bus special?
    Speakum for yourself about no drugs, kimosabe and passum the peace pipe.

    Isn't Britney a graduate of the yellow short bus? I think she kinda looks a lot like me with her new do, maybe she's the long lost sister I never had, but hallucinated when smokin that pipe?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    WAIT did you say no DRUGS??? Crap, crap, crap, let me go put this one out!!

    WHOA!! Look at all the stars on this thread!!! I'm trippin', man..........woooooooooooooooooo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    I'm keeping a close eye on this one!!
    I like that you are always checkin me out like that. Fate decided we must take separate paths, but nothing can keep the power of PURE UNADULTERATED LUST from shining through.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Wait........ who said she is checking you out? She may be checking you IN.........Hmmmmmmmm. I'm keeping a close eye on this one myself too!!~
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Thanks. I just got me one of them forms you mentioned and I'll file away the ***** joke in case I ever need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    I like that you are always checkin me out like that. Fate decided we must take separate paths, but nothing can keep the power of PURE UNADULTERATED LUST from shining through.
    Oh I know how sad for our paths to be sooo far away. HEE HEE
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    What the foo is going on in here!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtle77
    What the foo is going on in here!!??

    Dire situations call for FOOOO intervention!!
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    Y'all are great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtle77
    Y'all are great.

    Well thanks
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    Snowy, you are doing a great job here.

    Sammilove

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammilove
    Snowy, you are doing a great job here.

    Sammilove
    Thank you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunday driver
    <yadda yadda> "Best ***** I've had in a long time!" <grumble grumble>
    Oooooooh he said *****
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