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    I Hate Everybody

    In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

    Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

    Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.
    What about Demi Moore??

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    Even Helen Keller? Wow, that's cold...

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    Quote Originally Posted by svt4cam
    What about Demi Moore??
    Yep. She's a sufficient broad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    Yep. She's a sufficient broad.
    What did she ever do to you besides shave her head and divorce Bruce Willis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by svt4cam
    What did she ever do to you?
    Nothing. That sucks dude.

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    I hate people who ride Specialized. I especially hate people who ride Cervelo's, and I really, really hate people who ride BD bikes. I also hate people who wear mirrors on their helmets. And I think they should outlaw fat people in spandex. Make them wear baggy shorts, and an overcoat until their guts stop hanging out.

    I hate myself for this thread, and I really hate RyanF for starting this entire stupid venture.

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    Why are you being hating the Jan?
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Does the Geneva Convention appy to Ryanf?

    You gotta wonder.

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    Ask Attorney Alberto Gonzalez. I think even I would agree with the AG on letting people torture RyanF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VT Biker
    Ask Attorney Alberto Gonzalez. I think even I would agree with the AG on letting people torture RyanF.
    The problem is that there's a 99.99999% probablility that there is no intelligence to be extracted from him however. Like you didn't know that already.

    And still, I think the consensus would be F Geneva in this case. I think we can all agree on that.

    I may hate everybody, but not equally. Some can really peg the disdainometer.

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    If you were all Smurf's, what would you name yourselves?







    I hate Raymond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    The problem is that there's a 99.99999% probablility that there is no intelligence to be extracted from him however. Like you didn't know that already.

    And still, I think the consensus would be F Geneva in this case. I think we can all agree on that.

    I may hate everybody, but not equally. Some can really peg the disdainometer.
    wrong quiz me i know every thing except how to spell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanf
    wrong quiz me i know every thing except how to spell
    You discover puncutation and capitalization, and we'll move right on to spelling Ryan. Uncle Pcad PROMISES!

    Now it's bedtime buckaroo!! Don't forget that sippy cup.
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    [QUOTE=CrimsonKarter21]If you were all Smurf's, what would you name yourselves?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanf
    forget i said anything please
    will you forget when i am the only 8 time tour de france winner
    Regretably.....yes!

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    Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

    Silly weenies. They'll see....

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

    Silly weenies. They'll see....
    Now how did this end up here without I love Jan Ullrich and company??

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    Is "Jan" like short for January? Is his real name January Ulrich?
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    I can't believe you hate.....

    BARNEY!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21
    I hate Raymond.
    Everybody loves him.

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    sigh in relief. I was afraid that this was a Foo attempt at last year's "I hate everbody" thread from teh SS/FG section.

    Viva le Natty Fab

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    I am quite fond of a fair number of individuals. I detest mankind in the aggregate. Actually, mixing in most of mankind ina big batch of aggregate might not be such bad idea. Ahh, but the logistics . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

    Silly weenies. They'll see....
    Apparently someone who never leaves a particular forum thought it would be ok to post something off topic in a cycling related forum.
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