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    Adult movies, a sword, and meeting the neighbors

    First, a disclaimer that this may not be safe for work if you have a really PC work environment, or really sensitive internet filters. The article mentions p0rn, but it doesn't actually contain any (sorry to disappoint).

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/index.html

    So... let the punch lines begin:

    1) "So, there I was polishing my sword, when the downstairs neighbor kicks in the door..."

    2) That guy is SO grounded when his mom gets home...

    3) How to meet your neighbors in one easy step.

    4) It's hard to imagine he'd do something like that. He looks so well-adjusted in the photograph.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    5) Does his mother know he perks his sword up whenever he hears a woman moaning?

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    Well, the guy heard his neighbor was polishing his sword, and he wanted to duel him.....
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Actually, if there really was a woman in trouble upstairs..this guy would be a hero. But the story is pretty funny!
    Just Do It..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cycle17
    Actually, if there really was a woman in trouble upstairs..this guy would be a hero. But the story is pretty funny!
    That thought occurred to me too... He would have had his 15 minutes of fame as a pop culture icon, and possibly a made-for-TV movie as well.
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    I cannot see how they can charge him with anything considering he was just trying to save someone he though was getting raped. Now since it was just the sound, he was mistaken, and not his fault.
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    It's probably for the way he threatened the guy and basically invaded his home, especially since he didn't call police instead. Nowadays, there's no excuse for that, there's ALWAYS a phone nearby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russiankdi
    I cannot see how they can charge him with anything considering he was just trying to save someone he though was getting raped. Now since it was just the sound, he was mistaken, and not his fault.
    Sucks for the guy, but he committed a crime.

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