First, a disclaimer that this may not be safe for work if you have a really PC work environment, or really sensitive internet filters. The article mentions p0rn, but it doesn't actually contain any (sorry to disappoint).
So... let the punch lines begin:
1) "So, there I was polishing my sword, when the downstairs neighbor kicks in the door..."
2) That guy is SO grounded when his mom gets home...
3) How to meet your neighbors in one easy step.
4) It's hard to imagine he'd do something like that. He looks so well-adjusted in the photograph.