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Old 02-24-07, 04:44 AM   #1
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memorable movie quotes

well, i found the "anchorman" theme entertaining ('til that thread was deleted). I'm still learning this bb's culture. apparently it's ok to quote lines like "it smells like bigfoot's ****" but it's not ok to quote ".....which in german means 'a whales ******'"

i just watched talladega nights for the first time. i loved this little exchange..cracked me up;
"magic man, and el diablo."
"what's el diablo mean?"
"it's like spanish for like a fighting chicken."

what are some movie quotes that you find particularly funny?
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Old 02-24-07, 06:29 AM   #2
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I always liked this one from '48 hours':
Jack (Nick Nolte): "Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life."
Reggie (Eddie Murphy): "Yeah, but I look good."

Another one, not necessarily funny, but memorable - from 'Next Of Kin': (Patrick Swayze) "You ain't seen bad yet. But it's comin'."
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Old 02-24-07, 06:35 AM   #3
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Old 02-24-07, 06:48 AM   #5
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Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
hehehe

"say, that reminds me...."

"i can't see you then, i have to teach a class."
"well, why don't i give you my number and you can call me when you have no class."

"english teacher eh? maybe you can help straighten out my longfellow."



this could be a fun thread game; movie quotes using a word contained in a quote from the previous post. my buddies and i used to play a game like that when we were drinking. we'd see who could "stump" the others. one person would quote a movie and the others would try to guess the movie or, even better, finish the quote.

anyone know the movies from which the 3 quotes in this post come?
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the ace ventura movies are full of funny quotes. a couple of other movies (besides the python series) are "the jerk" "volunteers" "16 candles" "weird science" etc......i'm feeling nostalgic about my highschool days now!
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From Dumb and Dumber:

"You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.....
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

"What's wrong Harry? Some little fillie break your heart?"
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From "Double Indemnity" -

Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
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Old 02-24-07, 08:14 AM   #11
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From Dumb and Dumber:

"You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.....
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

"What's wrong Harry? Some little fillie break your heart?"
"No, it was a girl"
"Ah"
i love that movie!

"what's wrong?"
"my bird's head fell off!"
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"Oh Mike, do you really think I know what they're talking about half the time? All I do is stare at their lips and wrinkle my brow and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie."

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So I Married an Ax Murderer

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Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
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Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
"he'll be cryin' himself to sleep on 'is giant pillah"
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