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    the actual el guapo atomship47's Avatar
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    memorable movie quotes

    well, i found the "anchorman" theme entertaining ('til that thread was deleted). I'm still learning this bb's culture. apparently it's ok to quote lines like "it smells like bigfoot's ****" but it's not ok to quote ".....which in german means 'a whales ******'"

    i just watched talladega nights for the first time. i loved this little exchange..cracked me up;
    "magic man, and el diablo."
    "what's el diablo mean?"
    "it's like spanish for like a fighting chicken."

    what are some movie quotes that you find particularly funny?
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    I always liked this one from '48 hours':
    Jack (Nick Nolte): "Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life."
    Reggie (Eddie Murphy): "Yeah, but I look good."

    Another one, not necessarily funny, but memorable - from 'Next Of Kin': (Patrick Swayze) "You ain't seen bad yet. But it's comin'."
    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    "So, in this plan....when do we drink the kool-aid? I'm thirsty."
    "Marriage is a deathtrap these days. I would no more get married than I would own a chinese SUV."

    ....

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    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    Army of Darkness

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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
    hehehe

    "say, that reminds me...."

    "i can't see you then, i have to teach a class."
    "well, why don't i give you my number and you can call me when you have no class."

    "english teacher eh? maybe you can help straighten out my longfellow."



    this could be a fun thread game; movie quotes using a word contained in a quote from the previous post. my buddies and i used to play a game like that when we were drinking. we'd see who could "stump" the others. one person would quote a movie and the others would try to guess the movie or, even better, finish the quote.

    anyone know the movies from which the 3 quotes in this post come?
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    Dude, Where's My Car?
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    Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
    Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Travis
    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer.
    the ace ventura movies are full of funny quotes. a couple of other movies (besides the python series) are "the jerk" "volunteers" "16 candles" "weird science" etc......i'm feeling nostalgic about my highschool days now!
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    I am mad as hell, and not gonna take it anymore.

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    From Dumb and Dumber:

    "You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.....
    AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

    "What's wrong Harry? Some little fillie break your heart?"
    "No, it was a girl"
    "Ah"
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    From "Double Indemnity" -

    Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
    Walter Neff: Who?
    Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
    Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
    Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
    Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
    Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
    Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
    Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
    Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
    Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
    Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
    Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
    Walter Neff: That tears it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lecterman
    From Dumb and Dumber:

    "You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.....
    AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

    "What's wrong Harry? Some little fillie break your heart?"
    "No, it was a girl"
    "Ah"
    i love that movie!

    "what's wrong?"
    "my bird's head fell off!"
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    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

    "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

    "Nothing, except she has the IQ of a dead flashlight battery."

    "Don't f--- with me fellas!"
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    "honey, i love you... so you have to let me eat yours BRAINS!!!!!!"

    return of the living dead

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    "How do you beat such a savage?"

    "With strength, heart, and steel, in the end there can be only one"

    --Highlander

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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse Now

    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" - Silence of the Lambs

    "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forest Gump

    "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" Dirty Harry
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    Scarface(1983 version):

    "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

    Quote Originally Posted by avner View Post
    I loled. Twice. Then I cried. Then I rubbed one out and cried again, but thanks for sharing.

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    Trent in 'Swingers':

    "Oh Mike, do you really think I know what they're talking about half the time? All I do is stare at their lips and wrinkle my brow and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie."

    "Watch, I'm gonna make little Wayne's head bleed for superfan number 99 over here."
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    "No matter where you go, there you are"

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    "Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown."

    "We're sinking! What should we do?"
    "Do? We'll board a ship that's not sinking!"

    "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style."

    "I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's MOST unusual."

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    "What is best in life?"
    "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

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    So I Married an Ax Murderer

    Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
    Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sizzam
    So I Married an Ax Murderer

    Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
    Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
    "he'll be cryin' himself to sleep on 'is giant pillah"
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Army of Darkness

    Ash: Hail to the king, baby!
    Groovy!
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    Kicked out of the Webelos.

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    In your best Arnold voice, "Talk to ta hand."





    In your best Clint Eastwood voice, "Well punk, I know your askin' yourself did he shoot 5 or did he shoot 6? Tell ya the truth, in all this confusion, I forgot myself. So whats it gonna be, huh punk?"

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    Walker Texas Ranger: "I'm the Law, I'll deal with it."

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    "We have to get this woman to a hospital."
    "A hospital?! What is it, Doctor?'
    "It's a big building with sick people in it. But that's not important now."

    Airplane. One of the all-time best guaranteed giggle movies.


    "Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see." French castle denizen to King Arthur after Arther asks him to tel his master that the kinights need shelter for the night, after which he can oin in their quest for the Holy Grail.
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail, *the* all-time best guaranteed giggle movie.
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