So my son (repeatedly) told me to get a Chocolate phone when my Verizon 2 year renewal was up. Now I have one, and every time I or my husband pick the darn thing up it does all sorts of stuff. I have taken to picking it up by the top edge (no hidden buttons there), and was SO thankful that the bluetooth headset came today - I'm thinking that I can just turn the phone on and not touch it. Now I just have to ask Salsa how to work the headset. I hate being old.