I couldn't figure out whether to post this in the 'Catch of the Day' thread on C&V, post myself in the 'Numbskull of the Day' thread in the same sub-forum, or just start a new thread over there and beg for help. So crap, when the subject is a rolling joke such as this I s'pose Foo will at least garner me the most humorous responses . OK, so it doesn't actually roll - the wheels are locked up. This is what I know: It's made by Steyr-Daimler-Puch and branded 'Sears Allstate'. It used to be red and white. It was free.
Anybody around here know anything about old mopeds? How 'bout repair/service manuals... or a carburetor? Oh god, what have I done?