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    oh, snap. Flippin Sweet's Avatar
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    You know what really grinds my gears??

    I figure that my voice could only add to the quality of the "i hate/dislike/am annoyed with" cacophany that happens hear on Foo, bless it.
    You know what really grinds my gears?
    -People who talk on cell phones and try to talk to me at the same time. You're not that important. You're just not.
    -My neighbors below, for whom "domestic disturbance" is a recreational activity
    -Saran-wrap. I'm hopelessly inept at keeping it from getting stuck to itself and all bunched up. teh suxor.
    -Hurty hairstyles.
    -Lindsay Lohan. You're all up there, in your little outfits, and I'm just sitting here with my beer.

    I respectfully submit this list to the Foo forum for perusal and/or appropriate trolling/flaming. Thank you.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    You will learn...
    1) to walk away
    2) find a new place, maybe even buy a home
    3) to use saran wrap, or at least aluminum foil
    4) how to find a girl.

    It doesn't feel like it, I know, hell, I remember, but defining
    your problems is half the battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by late
    You will learn...
    1) to walk away
    2) find a new place, maybe even buy a home
    3) to use saran wrap, or at least aluminum foil
    4) how to find a girl.

    no he won't.

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    No advice for number 5?
    You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>

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    You, America. **** YOU!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    No advice for number 5?
    You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.


    You would trade your beer for that skank? .. -?


    How about:

    5) You will be happy with what you got.
    Last edited by red house; 03-14-07 at 06:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    No advice for number 5?
    .
    Come on over and join me for a beer Flippin, we have much to discuss.

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    Cell phones are like guns ... anyone can get one, but very few can use them properly
    Another thing they have in common is that they can both kill you...such as, say, when the retail worker you are abusing by yelling into your phone about wedding colors and simultaneously digging around for change in your tank-sized purse finally leaps across the counter and jams it down your throat.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    Come on over and join me for a beer Flippin, we have much to discuss.
    What do you think, Lindsay or should I find me a real woman??
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>
    Arrgh.<--- Link

    The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
    ax0n: Geeky and bikey
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    so whatcha' want? bigskymacadam's Avatar
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    gotta link to pics, man!

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    Meh. Maybe when I was a wh0rnee 14 year old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weldman
    Cell phones are like guns ... anyone can get one, but very few can use them properly.
    Change "cell phones" to "cars" and I'm with you.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>
    If you do not know, it is not worth making a special effort to find out.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigskymacadam
    gotta link to pics, man!
    Ha ha. The third picture listed is of a nip slip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ax0n
    Arrgh.<--- Link

    The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
    Nice to hear about another lame whatever I get to avoid due to not owning a television.

    But what is a "hurty hairstyle"?

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    I was recently told that my gears are of no importance...that I must accept what comes my way...that I should let it go....I have two weeks to formulate a response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    Nice to hear about another lame whatever I get to avoid due to not owning a television.

    But what is a "hurty hairstyle"?
    I wondered too. Even google was a no-go.
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    No advice for number 5?
    You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.
    I'd hit it... as long as the bat I use isn't mine.

    Concerning the Saran Wrap...I'm sure you would learn to like it much better under my personal instruction...with the help of some good ole Mazzola!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I plan to move in below you, invite Lindsay L over to PARTAY in Saran Wrap. Whilst she is here, we are goint to call each other on our cell phones and discuss our new hurty hairstyles, have a knockdown dragout fight and chat with you.

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    hurty hairstyles are ones that hurt your scalp. Or maybe other people's scalps, I don't know. They involve anything tightly braided, pinned, crunchy or combed over. Use your imagination from there.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    What do you think, Lindsay or should I find me a real woman??
    Just say no to Fire Crotch.
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    If your relationship still works, you could be training harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ax0n
    The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
    I had a chance encounter with LL a while back and spoke with her for about two minutes. Weird thing, turns out she's an actual human being with feelings and stuff.

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