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Old 03-14-07, 05:06 PM   #1
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You know what really grinds my gears??

I figure that my voice could only add to the quality of the "i hate/dislike/am annoyed with" cacophany that happens hear on Foo, bless it.
You know what really grinds my gears?
-People who talk on cell phones and try to talk to me at the same time. You're not that important. You're just not.
-My neighbors below, for whom "domestic disturbance" is a recreational activity
-Saran-wrap. I'm hopelessly inept at keeping it from getting stuck to itself and all bunched up. teh suxor.
-Hurty hairstyles.
-Lindsay Lohan. You're all up there, in your little outfits, and I'm just sitting here with my beer.

I respectfully submit this list to the Foo forum for perusal and/or appropriate trolling/flaming. Thank you.
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Old 03-14-07, 05:15 PM   #2
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You will learn...
1) to walk away
2) find a new place, maybe even buy a home
3) to use saran wrap, or at least aluminum foil
4) how to find a girl.

It doesn't feel like it, I know, hell, I remember, but defining
your problems is half the battle.
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Old 03-14-07, 05:17 PM   #3
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You will learn...
1) to walk away
2) find a new place, maybe even buy a home
3) to use saran wrap, or at least aluminum foil
4) how to find a girl.

no he won't.
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Old 03-14-07, 05:24 PM   #4
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No advice for number 5?
You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.
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Old 03-14-07, 05:29 PM   #5
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5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>
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Old 03-14-07, 05:59 PM   #7
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No advice for number 5?
You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.


You would trade your beer for that skank? .. -?


How about:

5) You will be happy with what you got.

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Old 03-14-07, 06:00 PM   #8
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No advice for number 5?
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Come on over and join me for a beer Flippin, we have much to discuss.
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Old 03-14-07, 06:03 PM   #9
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Cell phones are like guns ... anyone can get one, but very few can use them properly
Another thing they have in common is that they can both kill you...such as, say, when the retail worker you are abusing by yelling into your phone about wedding colors and simultaneously digging around for change in your tank-sized purse finally leaps across the counter and jams it down your throat.
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Old 03-14-07, 06:08 PM   #10
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Come on over and join me for a beer Flippin, we have much to discuss.
What do you think, Lindsay or should I find me a real woman??
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Old 03-14-07, 06:17 PM   #11
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5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>
Arrgh.<--- Link

The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
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Old 03-14-07, 06:21 PM   #12
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gotta link to pics, man!
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Old 03-14-07, 07:24 PM   #14
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Cell phones are like guns ... anyone can get one, but very few can use them properly.
Change "cell phones" to "cars" and I'm with you.
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5) Who is LL? <sippin' JackBlack, curious Vega look>
If you do not know, it is not worth making a special effort to find out.
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Ha ha. The third picture listed is of a nip slip.
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The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
Nice to hear about another lame whatever I get to avoid due to not owning a television.

But what is a "hurty hairstyle"?
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I was recently told that my gears are of no importance...that I must accept what comes my way...that I should let it go....I have two weeks to formulate a response.
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Nice to hear about another lame whatever I get to avoid due to not owning a television.

But what is a "hurty hairstyle"?
I wondered too. Even google was a no-go.
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No advice for number 5?
You guys are, like, fountains of wisdom here.
I'd hit it... as long as the bat I use isn't mine.

Concerning the Saran Wrap...I'm sure you would learn to like it much better under my personal instruction...with the help of some good ole Mazzola!
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I plan to move in below you, invite Lindsay L over to PARTAY in Saran Wrap. Whilst she is here, we are goint to call each other on our cell phones and discuss our new hurty hairstyles, have a knockdown dragout fight and chat with you.

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Old 03-15-07, 12:06 PM   #22
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hurty hairstyles are ones that hurt your scalp. Or maybe other people's scalps, I don't know. They involve anything tightly braided, pinned, crunchy or combed over. Use your imagination from there.
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What do you think, Lindsay or should I find me a real woman??
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The bane of my existance. Well, something like that. She is one of the great many ditzes who grace popular culture.
I had a chance encounter with LL a while back and spoke with her for about two minutes. Weird thing, turns out she's an actual human being with feelings and stuff.
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