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    Double Prick marin1's Avatar
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    I'm so poor I had to jerk off my dog to feed my cat

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    I'm so poor that even the Republicans are willing to give me welfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I am so poor I had to borrow a pot to piss in.
    Too bad that your aim is also so poor - now you gotta go buy a mop.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Warrior Cyclist cycle17's Avatar
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    I'm so broke...when I reach into my pants for some change all I find is a cheap thrill!
    Just Do It..

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    can you afford it? I can't even afford the cheap thrill and now I gotta save up for a mop and pissing lessons.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm so poor I have to take out a loan to be broke.
    Even moths won't live in my wallet.
    I ask for bad service so I don't have to leave a tip.
    Even the shirt on my back is on some else's back.
    I owe my first born son and my prize-winning goat to two loan sharks and a chihuahua named Samson.

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    I'm so poor that I use toilet paper for:

    1. insulation
    2. stationary
    3. tissue paper
    4. (ahem) sanitary purposes
    5. heat

    The preceeding aren't used in that necessary order.
    Last edited by powerhouse; 03-15-07 at 03:53 PM.

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    IM so damn poor that i owe uncle sam xxxxx amount of money for 06'

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    Heck, I still owe them for 2000 taxes.

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    If it took a dime to get around the world I wouldn't get out of sight....

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I'm so poor I have to recycle electrons!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    I'm so poor that I had to sublease the business jet.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I had to open my own caviar today at lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I had to open my own caviar today at lunch.
    plebe.

    who drinks anything but white before dinner? are you an animal? Unless - and I don't want to be uncouth, but it needs to be asked - you didn't have any wine at ALL with lunch?

    That would be so terrible, I'd have to get Renaldo to be outraged (I would do it myself, but stress is terrible for my pores).
    Weather today: Hot. Humid. Potholes.

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    I'm so poor, it's either hookers or blow...

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    I'm so poor that when people say, "A penny for your thoughts," I take them up on it and demand payment.

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    I was so ugly when I was born, the Doctor slapped my Mother.


    Sorry, wrong "I was so..." thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falkon
    .38 or .357, .223, 7.62x39, not sure 7.62x51? 8mm mauser? 30-06, 12 ga
    Is that standard education in Huntsville?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    can you afford it? I can't even afford the cheap thrill and now I gotta save up for a mop and pissing lessons.
    I'd say that you're piss poor.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Siu your not poor!! You have what seems to be tons of friends that care about you. That makes you richer the most people

    Thank you snowy!! I am rich indeed! ((hugs))
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Tail End Charlie Ritehsedad's Avatar
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    Nice toes.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    I'm so poor, as soon as I walk through the front door I'm in the back yard.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    Ride Daddy Ride Jet Travis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wfin2004
    I was so ugly when I was born, the Doctor slapped my Mother.


    Sorry, wrong "I was so..." thread.
    My mother said. "What a treasure."
    My father said, let's bury it."

    My mother said, "Let's take little Jet to the zoo."
    My father said, "If the zoo wants him, let them come get him."

    ok I'll stop.
    "Light it up, Popo." --Levi Leipheimer

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    Nice toes.

    Ha ha thank you Rdad. But those really aren't my feet. THESE are my feet. Ugly.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    I'm so poor that when the winters get too cold, i get wastedand fight someone so I can spend the night in jail.

    hey, at least they have heat in jail.

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