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Old 03-15-07, 10:25 AM   #51
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I'm so poor I had to jerk off my dog to feed my cat
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Old 03-15-07, 11:19 AM   #52
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I'm so poor that even the Republicans are willing to give me welfare.
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Old 03-15-07, 11:26 AM   #53
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I am so poor I had to borrow a pot to piss in.
Too bad that your aim is also so poor - now you gotta go buy a mop.
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Old 03-15-07, 11:28 AM   #54
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I'm so broke...when I reach into my pants for some change all I find is a cheap thrill!
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Old 03-15-07, 11:45 AM   #55
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can you afford it? I can't even afford the cheap thrill and now I gotta save up for a mop and pissing lessons.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-15-07, 12:07 PM   #56
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I'm so poor I have to take out a loan to be broke.
Even moths won't live in my wallet.
I ask for bad service so I don't have to leave a tip.
Even the shirt on my back is on some else's back.
I owe my first born son and my prize-winning goat to two loan sharks and a chihuahua named Samson.
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Old 03-15-07, 12:24 PM   #57
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I'm so poor that I use toilet paper for:

1. insulation
2. stationary
3. tissue paper
4. (ahem) sanitary purposes
5. heat

The preceeding aren't used in that necessary order.

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Old 03-15-07, 01:47 PM   #58
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IM so damn poor that i owe uncle sam xxxxx amount of money for 06'
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Old 03-15-07, 01:53 PM   #59
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Heck, I still owe them for 2000 taxes.
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Old 03-15-07, 02:01 PM   #60
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If it took a dime to get around the world I wouldn't get out of sight....
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Old 03-15-07, 02:08 PM   #61
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I'm so poor I have to recycle electrons!
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Old 03-15-07, 02:11 PM   #62
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I'm so poor that I had to sublease the business jet.
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Old 03-15-07, 02:18 PM   #63
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I had to open my own caviar today at lunch.
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Old 03-15-07, 02:30 PM   #64
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I had to open my own caviar today at lunch.
plebe.

who drinks anything but white before dinner? are you an animal? Unless - and I don't want to be uncouth, but it needs to be asked - you didn't have any wine at ALL with lunch?

That would be so terrible, I'd have to get Renaldo to be outraged (I would do it myself, but stress is terrible for my pores).
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Old 03-15-07, 03:47 PM   #65
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I'm so poor, it's either hookers or blow...
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Old 03-15-07, 03:55 PM   #66
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I'm so poor that when people say, "A penny for your thoughts," I take them up on it and demand payment.
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Old 03-15-07, 05:00 PM   #67
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I was so ugly when I was born, the Doctor slapped my Mother.


Sorry, wrong "I was so..." thread.
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Old 03-15-07, 07:24 PM   #68
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Is that standard education in Huntsville?
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Old 03-15-07, 07:34 PM   #69
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can you afford it? I can't even afford the cheap thrill and now I gotta save up for a mop and pissing lessons.
I'd say that you're piss poor.
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Old 03-15-07, 08:46 PM   #70
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Siu your not poor!! You have what seems to be tons of friends that care about you. That makes you richer the most people

Thank you snowy!! I am rich indeed! ((hugs))
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Old 03-15-07, 08:48 PM   #71
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Nice toes.
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Old 03-15-07, 08:56 PM   #72
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I'm so poor, as soon as I walk through the front door I'm in the back yard.
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I was so ugly when I was born, the Doctor slapped my Mother.


Sorry, wrong "I was so..." thread.
My mother said. "What a treasure."
My father said, let's bury it."

My mother said, "Let's take little Jet to the zoo."
My father said, "If the zoo wants him, let them come get him."

ok I'll stop.
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Old 03-15-07, 09:10 PM   #74
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Nice toes.

Ha ha thank you Rdad. But those really aren't my feet. THESE are my feet. Ugly.



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Old 03-15-07, 09:41 PM   #75
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I'm so poor that when the winters get too cold, i get wastedand fight someone so I can spend the night in jail.

hey, at least they have heat in jail.
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