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Old 03-16-07, 12:57 PM   #1
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Agree or disagree?

You don't get married to have sex. Getting married to have sex is like a 747 for the free peanuts. If all you wanted were the peanuts there are easier ways to get them.

Agree or disagree?

Discuss, please.

For those tight asses here, you know who you are, this is meant a a light hearted & funny conversation.

So lighten up Frances's!!!
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Old 03-16-07, 12:59 PM   #2
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Agree that you don't get married just for sex. However, that's one of the best benefits.
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Old 03-16-07, 01:00 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-07, 01:00 PM   #4
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I get married for the life-insurance policy...
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Old 03-16-07, 01:01 PM   #5
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I get married for the life-insurance policy...
As long as you do not get caught killing ehr off, or where you going to let time to that and hope for the best
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Old 03-16-07, 01:03 PM   #6
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As long as you do not get caught killing ehr off, or where you going to let time to that and hope for the best
Yeah right. Like I'm about to leak the details of my business plan on an internet forum!
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Old 03-16-07, 01:05 PM   #7
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Yeah right. Like I'm about to leak the details of my business plan on an internet forum!
You just did!!!!!!!


You just left out the finer points
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Old 03-16-07, 01:05 PM   #8
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I only got married for the free rice (because I'm poor).
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Old 03-16-07, 01:06 PM   #9
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I only got married for the free rice (because I'm poor).
So is this now the poor married thread?????
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Old 03-16-07, 01:06 PM   #10
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Stay focused guys. Stay focused. No cross posting.
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Old 03-16-07, 01:07 PM   #11
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First time for money, second time for love.

Bonus points if that first one is to an aged billionaire tycoon who leaves you most of the estate.

Extra bonus points if that second time is getting married to Catherine Zeta Jones.
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Old 03-16-07, 01:09 PM   #12
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Some folks do. Some folks don't. Some folks think you need to get married to have sex.

You say tomato. I say to-mah-to. Let's call the whole thing off.
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I say clamato.
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Sex is just a part of a greater intimacy that a man and a woman share together. Any life-partners, really. Physical intimacy is important, but there's more to it. There's emotional intimacy and communication. Both partners have to work together to nurture the relationship, and sex is just part of that. And all parts work together to nurture the whole.

At least that's what I think my wife was going on and on about last night. Basketball was on the TV. I wasn't really paying attention.
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Or maybe tomacco.
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I say clamato.
Alex Trebek called. He says my premiums are going to be outrageous.

Musselato.
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Alex Trebek called. He says my premiums are going to be outrageous.

Musselato.
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Sex is just a part of a greater intimacy that a man and a woman share together. Any life-partners, really. Physical intimacy is important, but there's more to it. There's emotional intimacy and communication. Both partners have to work together to nurture the relationship, and sex is just part of that. And all parts work together to nurture the whole.

At least that's what I think my wife was going on and on about last night. Basketball was on the TV. I wasn't really paying attention.
Ok, you deserve a beer for that one.
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Or maybe tomacco.
"This stuff tastes like grandma! I want more!" - Ralph Wiggum.

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No need to get married to have sex of course since a lot of people have sex without getting married. However, the studies have shown, contrary to popular opinion, that sex in marriage can be often better - usually because of practice I assume. Of course, if it is a marriage that has gone sour - all bets are off.

Sex tends to be safer within marriage as well - usually. No irrate husbands to kill you off. Of course, since most married people are murdered (if they go that way) by their spouses, perhaps it isn't as safe as you might think.

Who knows. Now, what Chipcom wants to know is do you really have to wear a helmet when having sex? (Sorry N_C - I couldn't resist!)
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I miss his mustache. I would have married him if he kept it. Also, how long do you think he stands in front of his mirror, working on his effortless accents and pronounciations for Jeopardy?
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Old 03-16-07, 01:21 PM   #22
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I miss his mustache. I would have married him if he kept it. Also, how long do you think he stands in front of his mirror, working on his effortless accents and pronounciations for Jeopardy?
Okay...

1. We all miss the moustache.

2. The Trebek don't need to practice, lady.
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No need to get married to have sex of course since a lot of people have sex without getting married. However, the studies have shown, contrary to popular opinion, that sex in marriage can be often better - usually because of practice I assume. Of course, if it is a marriage that has gone sour - all bets are off.

Sex tends to be safer within marriage as well - usually. No irrate husbands to kill you off. Of course, since most married people are murdered (if they go that way) by their spouses, perhaps it isn't as safe as you might think.

Who knows. Now, what Chipcom wants to know is do you really have to wear a helmet when having sex? (Sorry N_C - I couldn't resist!)
Well, guys do have 2 heads, so wearing a helmet depends. Which head are we talking about here?
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I say clamato.
Better then the clap-ato huh?
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