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    NJS my life! roughrider504's Avatar
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    Embarrassing moments

    Comeon fess' up foo!

    I'll start. Today I was walking out my door to go ride, and when I pulled the strap to tighten my shorts the button let go. I caught them just in time.

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    MY most embarrassing moment would have to be when I was in a ski show whenI was a teen up at Lake Wawasee......

    I got up on the skis and realized my suit was around the ankles, in public! Of course, there were only a few hundred people watching........
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    I got some Italian dressing on my crotch area, at school last week. The oil would not dry and I had two labs to attend, and no way of going home to change.. So I dropped all my classess for the semester, (no just kidding).
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    When I was living in south Charlotte working for the PD at my apartment complex I was washing my car at the community wash area. Well, I was still in my Umbro short stage and had a pair on. You know Umbro's.........real lose fit. Yeah...........I was squatted down washing my wheels on my car and noticed the women would walk by and smile and grin. I thought to myself....."You handsome devil, the chicks dig you!" Well, they were grinning for a reason........my "Boy's" were hanging out from the shorts!

    Now that's embarassing especially when you look these ladies in the eye again during a pool party!
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by msheron
    When I was living in south Charlotte working for the PD at my apartment complex I was washing my car at the community wash area. Well, I was still in my Umbro short stage and had a pair on. You know Umbro's.........real lose fit. Yeah...........I was squatted down washing my wheels on my car and noticed the women would walk by and smile and grin. I thought to myself....."You handsome devil, the chicks dig you!" Well, they were grinning for a reason........my "Boy's" were hanging out from the shorts!

    Now that's embarassing especially when you look these ladies in the eye again during a pool party!
    Nah, just flash 'em your Enzyte smile'


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    I fell flat on my ass at the range. We had just shot up a toilet which exploded after my friend shot it 3 times with his AK. The seat on the other hand was still intact and very slick. It was snowing, and I made the mistake of stepping on it. Down I went. Luckily I didn't get cut on the shattered toilet bits since I had on a winter coat and leather gloves. At least 15 people saw it happen.
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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    I went for my first long ride of the year Wednesday (low 70's), and I took a break at a small dirt parking lot right off the side of the road to adjust my seat and some other stuff.

    Since the road was on a bit of a incline, I wanted to get a at least some momentum before I got on the road cause there isn't much of a shoulder and I'm on a fixed gear bike (no low gear), but there was a slight drop off from the road where I was so I rolled down the hill a bit, still in the parking lot, and found a spot where it was even and was going to make a quick u turn and carry my momentum up the hill.

    But with my skinny road tires and loose dirt, my front wheel came out from under me and I fall flat on my face. And of course there were two, very good looking young ladies jogging, and now giggling, at me.

    I got up as fast as I could and mashed my way up that hill faster than I could ever have imagined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    MY most embarrassing moment would have to be when I was in a ski show whenI was a teen up at Lake Wawasee......

    I got up on the skis and realized my suit was around the ankles, in public! Of course, there were only a few hundred people watching........
    how drunk were you not to notice that?

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    Back when I was in high school, I went commando one day since i had no underwear that was clean....turns out I also forgot to close the barn door

    I didn't hear the end fo that for some time.
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    My first race ever, I rode over to my then mentor's car to say hi. I stopped but didn't clip out in time, and fall over right at his feet. Everyone else that was getting ready for the race saw me fall.

    I laying on my gf's bed while we watched TV, and I was bouncing one of those giant exercise balls off my stomach by tightening my abs. Well, one of the times I tightened em too much and farted

    I went down to the last place I lived to visit a friend. As I was waiting for him to get home, I see someone walking down the street that looks like him from a distance. I start running towards him screaming his name, only when I got closer I realized it wasn't him, but was a woman I kept running and yelling his name until I ran around the corner.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    This one was pretty embarrassing and i probably could have gotten punched in the face because of it.

    I went to the pub one day with my friend for a couple of drinks, at the other end of the bar was this guy that looked the EXACT same as the goalie on my old soccer team, i waved to him, he waved back. I continued to drink a couple of beers and then my friend went to the bathroom, at this point i thought i should go say hi to Mike. Went up to him, put my arm around him and said "how's my favorite goalie today?!!!" We continued to chat for a few minutes, random things, i started to realize that this was not the goalie from my old soccer team, i was so %^*ing embarrassed and explained to him that he must be a long lost identical twin of this goalie. Luckilly for me, he kinda knew my friend, so that made things a lot less awkward. I apoligised and went on my way.


    I told the story to the REAL goalie a few weeks later, and he hasnt stopped reminding me of it.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    how drunk were you not to notice that?
    Oh, I noticed it rather quickly, but couldn't do anything about it because I was already up. I dropped immediately though, but not soon enough!
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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Crashed hard Saturday and looked up to see the cycling club president rolling up in his RV from the other direction. By the smile on his face, I know this is gonna cost me next group ride.

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    I once cycled straight into the open door of an 18 wheeler, that was back in the days before clipless, bike carried on about 3 blocks before falling over, I was still seeing stars, and I never wore a helmet back in those days either.

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    <---see avatar.
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    <---see avatar.
    I remember that!
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    I know, I still hear about it!!
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    I know, I still hear about it!!
    I still say that was one of the best threads in Foo history! I wish I could remember the title! I'd love to resurrect that one for the new members!
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    trust me, I've had many...

    My most recent embarrassing moment would be while I was at a red light and I fell right over trying to track stand. I turned bright red for two kids laughed at me and a car with a mother and a couple of kids were right next to me. I'm embarrassed just talking about it. good job.
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    I know, I still hear about it!!
    i dont remember it.. what happened?!

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    Oh, good times:
    I ate it...
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Oh, good times:
    I ate it...
    OH YEAH< I've been looking for this through 20 pages of your posts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    OH YEAH< I've been looking for this through 20 pages of your posts!
    "Find all threads started by flippin sweet" would have been the faster route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
    Oh, good times:
    I ate it...
    HIIIIIIIIIII-Larious!

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    "Find all threads started by flippin sweet" would have been the faster route.
    That's the way I was looking! There were 20 pages and I couldn't remember the title to save my soul....however, I now also have it bookmarked!
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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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