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  • yes

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  • no

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  • i light my farts on fire

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  • i sometimes poo a little when i fart (draw mud)

    2 5.26%
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    can you fart at will?




    here is an interesting faq facts on farts:

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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    This thread stinks.

    ...and my answer is no.

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    If Will is standing behind me and I have gas, then yes, I can fart at him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Too quick for me mate!

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    Way-ul, dawnt jes' staynd thar, baybuh. C'mon over heah an' pull mah fanger.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Tug, tug

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    I wish. That way I could fart when I want to & not when I don't want to. 1/2 a litre a day! Wow!

    Hang on a sec.....

    That feels better. Just don't come near my desk right now.

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    silent but deadlies are my favourite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldener
    silent but deadlies are my favourite!
    Yeah. SBD's are great for the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Tug, tug
    Pull-my-pinky linky.

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    Sometimes the holiday spirit moves me in ways I just do not understand.

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    I can't fart.
    I light my farts on fire

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    where is the poll option for "i wish!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by -VELOCITY-
    Yeah. SBD's are great for the office.
    Haha, there's a lot of SBD crop dusting in the office I work in.

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    I can fart whenever I want, sometimes I light them but it's a real hit and miss when I try.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    Quote Originally Posted by goldener
    can you fart at will?
    Who's Will and what's he done to make me want to fart at him?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Ensign Roe...fire at will!!!

    "Fshew, fshew"!!

    Hey, what happened to Lieutenant Riker?

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    I'm oretty sure if I tried to fart when I didn't actually have to it would turn into a shart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooker
    Ensign Roe...fire at will!!!

    "Fshew, fshew"!!

    Hey, what happened to Lieutenant Riker?
    hes taking a # 2
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