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View Poll Results: can you fart at will?
yes 10 26.32%
no 27 71.05%
i light my farts on fire 2 5.26%
i sometimes poo a little when i fart (draw mud) 2 5.26%
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Old 03-22-07, 11:46 AM   #1
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can you fart at will?




here is an interesting faq facts on farts:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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Old 03-22-07, 11:50 AM   #2
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This thread stinks.

...and my answer is no.
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Old 03-22-07, 11:51 AM   #3
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If Will is standing behind me and I have gas, then yes, I can fart at him.
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Old 03-22-07, 11:53 AM   #4
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Too quick for me mate!
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Old 03-22-07, 11:55 AM   #5
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Way-ul, dawnt jes' staynd thar, baybuh. C'mon over heah an' pull mah fanger.
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Old 03-22-07, 11:56 AM   #6
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Tug, tug
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I wish. That way I could fart when I want to & not when I don't want to. 1/2 a litre a day! Wow!

Hang on a sec.....

That feels better. Just don't come near my desk right now.
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Old 03-22-07, 12:00 PM   #8
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silent but deadlies are my favourite!
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silent but deadlies are my favourite!
Yeah. SBD's are great for the office.
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Pull-my-pinky linky.
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Old 03-22-07, 12:09 PM   #11
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Old 03-22-07, 12:16 PM   #12
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Sometimes the holiday spirit moves me in ways I just do not understand.
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I can't fart.
I light my farts on fire
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Old 03-22-07, 12:32 PM   #14
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where is the poll option for "i wish!!"
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Yeah. SBD's are great for the office.
Haha, there's a lot of SBD crop dusting in the office I work in.
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I can fart whenever I want, sometimes I light them but it's a real hit and miss when I try.
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Old 03-22-07, 02:12 PM   #17
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can you fart at will?
Who's Will and what's he done to make me want to fart at him?
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Old 03-22-07, 02:12 PM   #18
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Ensign Roe...fire at will!!!

"Fshew, fshew"!!

Hey, what happened to Lieutenant Riker?
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I'm oretty sure if I tried to fart when I didn't actually have to it would turn into a shart.
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Old 03-22-07, 05:09 PM   #20
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Old 03-22-07, 06:53 PM   #21
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"Fshew, fshew"!!

Hey, what happened to Lieutenant Riker?
hes taking a # 2
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