Throw a little houseparty for twenty guests with crudités, cheese platters, other light snacks, and drinks. Introduce them like this,
"...Susan, this is my friend from work, Mike. Mike, this is my old college roommate, Susan. Susan, he just completed a century ride yesterday and I was telling him how you just purchased a custom Independent Fabrication titanium frameset with carbon fiber fork this week. Oh, shoot, my hors' doerves are burning! I gotta' run..."
If there is anything there, nature will take its course.