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    Fooooood STOPS!

    At last! I am hungry ALL the time, I can't stop gaining weight.

    I eat McDonald's, Arby's, Pizza Hut, you name it... on a daily basis. Twice a day most of the time. It is horrible...

    Then I took LIPO-6.

    It supressed my hunger allll day! I ate normal.

    Just now I went insane for food though, I lost it.

    After eating just a few bites, I was full.

    LIPO-6 is wonderful!



    i had sex with a real alligator inside of a pallet trailer while docked at the home depot.

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    Hi Barney! Glad you are feeling well.

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    Uhhh... is this SPAM? If not, shouldn't it go in training and nutrition?
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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4
    i had sex with a real alligator inside of a pallet trailer while docked at the home depot.
    What about this part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by formula4
    I eat McDonald's, Arby's, Pizza Hut, you name it... on a daily basis. Twice a day most of the time. It is horrible...
    there's your problem, dumbsh!t.

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    I love how ever since the invention of Lipitor and all these other weight loss (sic) drugs that essentially work by bypassing your body's ability to digest fat, the industry has had to come up with a socially acceptable way to describe extremely loose uncontrollable bowel movements that fill your shorts when you're out in public.

    My favorite euphemism is "gastric event"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Ross
    ......My favorite euphemism is "gastric event"


    I guess "poop your pants" just wouldn't be appropriate to put on a label.

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