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    GOD, the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster.

    First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

    Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

    Now for the funny part:

    GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

    There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

    They are:

    1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

    2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

    Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

    Think about it for a moment before you respond.

    Do you agree, disagree?

    Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

    Discuss please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_C
    First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

    Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

    Now for the funny part:

    GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

    There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

    They are:

    1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

    2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

    Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

    Think about it for a moment before you respond.

    Do you agree, disagree?

    Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

    Discuss please.
    God gives men the drive to procreate with every woman on the planet if he can, and then makes this a sin?
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    GOD.. this thread sucks. oh, yeah. . it's foo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_C
    1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.
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    No, see, the problem is that most men hit their sexy peak between 40 and 50, so most women are at the height of sexual response around that time.

    All the ladies I know seem to be hitting their sexual peak between the ages of 19-21.
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    Women are 3 times more verbal than men

    Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women
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    I think men and women can be quite sexually compatible, if they communicate. After a certain age, some men can't get it up, some women find it too painful. But up to a point.... <shrug>

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    It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenng
    Women are 3 times more verbal than men

    Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women
    coincidence? maybe, maybe not............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men
    Yeah but she made men so women could have someone to kill spiders, open jars, ***** at & screw with.

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    Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?

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    I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
    Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?
    Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?
    Care to hold my "platypus" Stacey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Consider the garden of Eden. If God didn't what Adam and Eve to eat the fruit from that particular tree, then why did he put the tree right there? Innocent abd naive A&E, having never been lied to before so they wouldn't have even understood the concept of deceipt, completely lacked the intellectual or emotional skills needed to resist the wiley snake. Could have used some help here, Big Guy.

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    When we think we know the most, we know the least. When we know more, we start to understand how little we know, and when we know the most, we retire to not use it anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_C
    Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

    You are mistaken. Those are two adjacent recreational facilities.

    However, only GOD would create a subset of mankind that was so hung up on some repressed puritanical Freudian notions of "pleasure" and "sin" (to say nothing of "cleanliness") that they would shun their very own erogenous zones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
    Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?
    Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?
    My wife is so gonna kick your arse when I show this to her! And watch out for her bill, it will leave a mark!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    In the immortal words of Robin Williams, "He has a sense of humor, look around you!"
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_C
    Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?
    Pets, of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Care to hold my "platypus" Stacey?
    Not the one eyed platypus!

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    He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

    To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Pets, of course!

    Sure I'll hold them, so long as they do not bite. I'm guessing they don't. I like pet rats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderMike
    He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

    To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".
    the surf board was just his first iteration of the windsurfer. The Gulf of Mexico, esp. Corpus Christi area is windsurfer paradise!
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    Quote Originally Posted by N_C
    If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.
    How would you delete it?
    Would you like a dream with that?

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