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Old 03-26-07, 09:58 PM   #1
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GOD, the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster.

First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

Now for the funny part:

GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

They are:

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

Think about it for a moment before you respond.

Do you agree, disagree?

Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

Discuss please.
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Old 03-26-07, 10:07 PM   #2
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First the disclaimer: This is not meant to cause a religious debate, nor is it meant to insult anyone. It is supposed to be funny, but true when you think about it. It has the word GOD in it, but is not about religion. The term GOD is how ever or what ever you believe to be a supreme being or creator of the univers, etc. I am posting this here but if the mods./admin. see fit to move it to the Jokes & Humor forum, or GOD forbid the P&R forum, well that is their choice. But I do ask that it remain here.

Just one rule about this thread. No overly serious crap, ok? Let's keep it light & funny, if we can. If it turns out to be something other then that I will delete it.

Now for the funny part:

GOD has got to be the ultimate joker, jokster & prankster. What I mean by that is look at the way he created the human body.

There are 2 things that come to mind when I say this.

They are:

1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.

2. Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

Talk about the ultimate joke on all mankind. I bet he's up there laughing his ass off about it.

Think about it for a moment before you respond.

Do you agree, disagree?

Can you think of anything else where GOD could be considered a joker in the creation of the human body?

Discuss please.
God gives men the drive to procreate with every woman on the planet if he can, and then makes this a sin?
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Old 03-26-07, 10:30 PM   #3
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GOD.. this thread sucks. oh, yeah. . it's foo.
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Old 03-26-07, 10:40 PM   #4
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1. Only GOD would create humans where men hit their sexual peak between the ages of 18 & 25 & women between 40 & 50.
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No, see, the problem is that most men hit their sexy peak between 40 and 50, so most women are at the height of sexual response around that time.

All the ladies I know seem to be hitting their sexual peak between the ages of 19-21.
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Women are 3 times more verbal than men

Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women
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I think men and women can be quite sexually compatible, if they communicate. After a certain age, some men can't get it up, some women find it too painful. But up to a point.... <shrug>
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It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men
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Women are 3 times more verbal than men

Men are 3 time more likely to go deaf than women
coincidence? maybe, maybe not............
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It's obvious God has a sense of humor, after all, she made men
Yeah but she made men so women could have someone to kill spiders, open jars, ***** at & screw with.
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Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?
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I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?
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Old 03-27-07, 08:49 AM   #12
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Ha! Care to hold one of my rats?
Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?
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Consider the garden of Eden. If God didn't what Adam and Eve to eat the fruit from that particular tree, then why did he put the tree right there? Innocent abd naive A&E, having never been lied to before so they wouldn't have even understood the concept of deceipt, completely lacked the intellectual or emotional skills needed to resist the wiley snake. Could have used some help here, Big Guy.
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Old 03-27-07, 09:46 AM   #16
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Only GOD would create the human body with a recreation facility right next to a waste facility.

You are mistaken. Those are two adjacent recreational facilities.

However, only GOD would create a subset of mankind that was so hung up on some repressed puritanical Freudian notions of "pleasure" and "sin" (to say nothing of "cleanliness") that they would shun their very own erogenous zones.
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I think that the ultimate sign that God has a sense of humor is the platypus!
Why else would he create a venomous beaver with a duck bill that lays eggs?
Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?
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Because he didn't think you'd find a mate otherwise?
My wife is so gonna kick your arse when I show this to her! And watch out for her bill, it will leave a mark!
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In the immortal words of Robin Williams, "He has a sense of humor, look around you!"
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Depends, are they pets or pests you want to get rid of?
Pets, of course!
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Not the one eyed platypus!
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He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".
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Pets, of course!

Sure I'll hold them, so long as they do not bite. I'm guessing they don't. I like pet rats.
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He invented Surfing, and made the Gulf of Mexico flat as a lake.

To steal a concept from Jimmy Buffett, the big guy must really get a kick out of the "fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning".
the surf board was just his first iteration of the windsurfer. The Gulf of Mexico, esp. Corpus Christi area is windsurfer paradise!
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How would you delete it?
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