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    Why do mushrooms have to look so dirty?

    This picture was taken yesterday of a mushroom growing in my container garden. I think it's likeness is pretty self explainitory!


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    Quote Originally Posted by drb2003
    This picture was taken yesterday of a mushroom growing in my container garden. I think it's likeness is pretty self explainitory!

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    Quote Originally Posted by drb2003
    This picture was taken yesterday of a mushroom growing in my container garden. I think it's likeness is pretty self explainitory!

    You need to go see a good urologist.
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    Mushrooms don't have eyes, they can't look at you at all. It is just the psilocybin causing you to think the mushrooms are giving you dirty looks. It will pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drb2003
    This picture was taken yesterday of a mushroom growing in my container garden. I think it's likeness is pretty self explainitory!

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    [QUOTE=drb2003]This picture was taken yesterday of a mushroom growing in my container garden. I think it's likeness is pretty self explainitory!

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    You just need a different perspective, look at them in a new way, and take a taste of Chanterelles.

    Nothing dirty here!
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    Mmm, fried mushrooms.

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    Mmmmm...yummy.
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    Mushrooms look dirty coz they're grown in *****

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    I HATE mushrooms!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerhouse
    I HATE mushrooms!!
    Glad to hear it. That means more for me!
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    And for ME

    I can spend days hunting for chanterelles in the fall, and it's a great feeling to come home with a couple bags full to enjoy in soup, gravy and with anything! YES, more for us Donna!
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    It's almost morell hunting time around here.
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    Yep, same here in Indiana!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Extra #2
    You need to go see a good urologist.
    I believe that should be Mycologist.

    Besides Spanish Fly is derived from a type of mushroom. Unfortunately for humans the effective does is close to the lethal dose.
    This space open

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    Those chantrelles taste really bad to me, I love the Shaggy Maines (sp) Inky Caps and tree fungus that looks like lace.
    My brother hunts them and I eat them. By the way I let a basket full of Chantrelles rot away because they tasted so bad.
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    It's not just mushrooms that look "dirty"


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