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Old 03-29-07, 08:16 AM   #1
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How to talk my husband into ballroom dancing?

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Old 03-29-07, 08:17 AM   #2
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None of my suggestions would be legal.
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Old 03-29-07, 08:18 AM   #5
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Withhold sex

Promise him sexual favors based upon his prowess on the dance floor. If he sucks, you don't, that sort of thing.
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Old 03-29-07, 08:19 AM   #6
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Tell him Stacy Keibler will be his dancing partner.




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Old 03-29-07, 08:19 AM   #7
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Reminds me of my brother taking me to New Years party that his job was throwing. Ended up running into this lady who for half an hour had beem trying to entice her husband into dancing to no avail. She then attemted prevailing on some close friends to no luck. So guess who got roped into that one.

Yeah. Mr Mwuaseee-With-No-Dancing-Experience-Who-Now-Got-A-Crash-Course-In-Dancing.

It was both sad and annoying though that her life partner wouldn't dance with her.
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Old 03-29-07, 08:20 AM   #8
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Oh for the love of Elvis, lady, DON"T ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO BALLROOM DANCE.

If you do and he says yes, he will be asked to turn in his MAN CARD and will lose, among many MAN PRIVILEGES, the right to pee standing up, the right to belch with impunity, and above all, the right to make fun of ballroom dancing.
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Bribe him with sex that you normally do not engage in. Something he has wanted to do but you are not opposed to it but would rather not normally do. Just follow through with it. Most men will always fall for that, but if you don't follow through with it, it will never work again.
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Oh for the love of Elvis, lady, DON"T ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO BALLROOM DANCE.

If you do and he says yes, he will be asked to turn in his MAN CARD and will lose, among many MAN PRIVILEGES, the right to pee standing up, the right to belch with impunity, and above all, the right to make fun of ballroom dancing.
I don't think so You can still be a very manly man if you ballroom dance.
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Bah. What kind of Man needs a Man Card, anyway? A Man does what he wishes, disregarding the judgement of others.

Oh, and I agree with N_C. Get that strap on hubby's always wanted you to get and go to town!
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<slight hijack> Anyone seen this movie?:



It's the best weird, Australian ballroom dancing movie ever made, for sure. <slight hijack>
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I don't think so You can still be a very manly man if you ballroom dance.


I see your MAN CARD has already been stripped from your possession. No more urinals for you!
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Is this because of the stupid dancing wit the stars show. AH STUPID. (the show)
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Old 03-29-07, 08:37 AM   #16
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I see your MAN CARD has already been stripped from your possession. No more urinals for you!
Yeah, but i Listen to Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and Pink to name just a few bands so I supposedly lost that card along time ago. Doesn't stop me though
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Bah. What kind of Man needs a Man Card, anyway? A Man does what he wishes, disregarding the judgement of others.

Oh, and I agree with N_C. Get that strap on hubby's always wanted you to get and go to town!
She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.
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No. Strap-ons and caddle prods. There is no alternative.
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No. Strap-ons and caddle prods. There is no alternative.
Obvioulsy we now know what you're into. Thanks for sharing.
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Does anyone know if they make strap-on caddle prods?
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He'll be a chick magnet. Ooh, he's your husband, oops.

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How many can I put you down for?
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Old 03-29-07, 08:59 AM   #23
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make it a date night. we went to class as an alternative to dinner and a movie. it's fun. we didn't stick with it, but it's a hoot. there's a lot of talent to watch too. line dancing was more fun for me. yee haw!
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make it a date night. we went to class as an alternative to dinner and a movie. it's fun. we didn't stick with it, but it's a hoot. there's a lot of talent to watch too. line dancing was more fun for me. yee haw!
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Old 03-29-07, 09:04 AM   #25
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She don't have to share the details, unless she wants to. But one example could be if she does not normally perform oral sex or have it performed on her, but is not opposed to it, perhaps that would be one thing to bribe him with.

....it always comes down to oral sex
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