It's really hard to sport wood when you have the flu. Really hard not to when you're in love.
I guess the puke would give it away.
it must be the flu, then
thank you dr
Love will make you act badly while the Flu just makes you feel badly.
Originally Posted by Bob Ross
can't argue with wisdom like that.
i aint broke (far from it), and i rarely get pissed off (lifes to sweet for that)....so...
If you have a fever and feel lethargic, flu. If you have a fever and feel euphoric, you're in love.
At least that's what I seem to remember about it....
there is no way to tell unless she dumps you, then you can find out if youll ever get over her or if youll be miserable for the rest of your life, try it!
thank you dr philOriginally Posted by blonduathlongrl
how's that working for ya?Originally Posted by AJC
Bdg can be my Dr. Phil anytime she wants. Just no talking please.
a) if it's whether she's around or not, it's flu. Be a good littler germ factory and keep peopple from contact with you so the circle of ick can finally stop.
b) If it's when she's around, and you would rather pule again than have her there.....you probably don't like her all that much....onsider giving her a mosquito repelleant as a birthday present....that should do the trick
c) If it's when she's around, but you want to have her around anyways....it's love. You've been bitten, it's terminal....just accept it and go with the flow.
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Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.
Yet another thread!
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Can you have Saturday night fever on a Friday night?
Would you like a dream with that?
I don't know, jawjaboy, but when it happens on a Wednesday, it's called Humpday Fever.
[Note to self: might be an interesting screenplay to write.]
If one is puking one should get an EPT - you never know.Originally Posted by VegaVixen
Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
"Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
So many sayings, so little sig space.
...it oozes into your nose?