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    Just think of this guy when you feel dumb.

    Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

    Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

    But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

    A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
    I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

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    Witch doctor knew his stuff then. Cured that right up.
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    I was gonna say... I'd bet he doesn't have the problem anymore
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    To the ladies in Foo:

    This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

    Thanks,
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    Quote Originally Posted by shakeNbake
    To the ladies in Foo:

    This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

    Thanks,
    shake
    Amen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverserpent
    Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

    Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

    But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

    A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
    omg! another proof that men are the "superior" sex


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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    omg! another proof that men are the "superior" sex

    +1 *high five*

    I call this "the stupidity tax."

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen
    +1 *high five*

    I call this "the stupidity tax."
    Can u use smaller wurds so we no what u r saying?

    The hedgehog calls it another reason not to go out drinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    Can u use smaller wurds so we no what u r saying?

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    I can't help but notice that the hedgehog wasn't physically harmed. That tells me one of two things....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakeNbake
    To the ladies in Foo:

    This is as far as we are willing to go, so please just fake it next time, OK.

    Thanks,
    shake
    Fauxgasm?
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverserpent
    Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
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    There's a Dr. Phil in Serbia too?
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