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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Bikes, ICBM's and Thermonuclear Weapons

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    Should cyclists carry an ICBM with them where ever they ride? Should it be equipped with a MIRVed Hydrogen Fusion Device, or should we settle for a mere fission device?
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    I eat power bars and bananas before rides and burritos after rides, so I am in myself a thermo nuclear weapon.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I seldom carry my pole and tacklebox with me on a ride, I just walk to the creek at the end of my street. So no, I do carry my fission weapon on my bike,but I have no problem if others want to do so.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I eat power bars and bananas before rides and burritos after rides, so I am in myself a thermo nuclear weapon.
    That's a chemical weapon! If you have enough hot sauce though, you're a flamethrower as well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    That's a chemical weapon! If you have enough hot sauce though, you're a flamethrower as well!
    Hey Big Boy, did you just call me a flamer? wink wink


    not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    From time to time I come into close proximity with a vehicle I'd like to annihilate. Would one of those work?

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol
    From time to time I come into close proximity with a vehicle I'd like to annihilate. Would one of those work?
    Quite effectively, but it would be a Pyrrhic victory at best!
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    nukes are bad, mmmkay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom
    nukes are bad, mmmkay?
    Isn't that awfully judgmental?
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    Nukes don't kill people. People kill cows. Cows taste good.
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    The weight weenie in me does not approve of the presence of an ICBM on Vivian. Her weight would skyrocket.
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    Skyrocket ? Good idea !
    Should one take the whole lane when riding a skyrocket in a narrow sky?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jschen
    The weight weenie in me does not approve of the presence of an ICBM on Vivian. Her weight would skyrocket.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    I do not approve of ICBMs on my bike...I have an image I wish to uphold....duct taping playboy pages to my bike is perfectly acceptable, but missiles....

    ....wait, that gives me more surface area....more duct taping space....

    I'LL DO IT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes
    Skyrocket ? Good idea !
    Should one take the whole lane when riding a skyrocket in a narrow sky?


    Yes, you take the lane. The FAA demands it. And don't worry. With an ICBM strapped to your bike, those structurally much weaker Airbus A380's will give you plenty of room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jschen
    Yes, you take the lane. The FAA demands it. And don't worry. With an ICBM strapped to your bike, those structurally much weaker Airbus A380's will give you plenty of room.
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